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Dirty 04-14-2011 11:44 AM

I'm an ass man DJ, I encourage more ass in the avatar.

Anyways, project Lauren has been aborted. She has been inviting me to do too many things that don't involve drinking, hooking up, or having fun. Like inviting me with her friends to eat or something. Last place on Earth I wanna be is surrounded by a group of loud women. I see this going towards a friendzone or a relationshipzone and I want neither of those. Mission aborted!


Tips on day game? AKA meeting girls when I'm NOT drunk or at a bar?

Thom Yorke 04-14-2011 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1036424)
Tips on day game? AKA meeting girls when I'm NOT drunk or at a bar?

You need to go somewhere social, non-threatening - like spin class or a farmer's market, or the pumpkin patch, given the time of year.

Bloozcrooz 04-14-2011 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Thom Yorke (Post 1036427)
You need to go somewhere social, non-threatening - like spin class or a farmer's market, or the pumpkin patch, given the time of year.

:laughing:...or ****in bingo

[MERIT] 04-14-2011 01:15 PM

Good thread. Any advice on how to get your wife not to take all your money and leave with your child? :hphones:

Bloozcrooz 04-14-2011 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1036445)
Good thread. Any advice on how to get your wife not to take all your money and leave with your child? :hphones:

You could have S K stalk and kill her......

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...iley-angry.jpg
JK

s_k 04-14-2011 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1036424)
Tips on day game? AKA meeting girls when I'm NOT drunk or at a bar?

Tip: Meet one girl, get into the friendzone, meet her friends on a dinner, hook up with them.
Damn you ****ed this one up :D.

Dr_Rez 04-14-2011 09:06 PM

I dont mean to be rude but I feel like you put way to much thought into getting a girl. Act super ****ing confident (or even better be confident) tell them you like them and want to spend time with them, and when the time is right make a move. To much of this getting her away from her friends and all this bull****. Walk up to her get/give her number than call her and go out and do something for the day. If it goes well theres a good chance you be be ****ing her that night.

Girls are not stupid in general, they know when a guys going through there friends or doing dumb stuff to **** them Just be honest say you like them to there face and if tis a good response you cant lose.

Im not claiming to be rolling in mad pussy or a guru on this but in my experiences every time I have just said **** it, asked the girl out on a date, and had a good time, I have not left without getting what I wanted.

The point im trying to make here is MAKE LIFE YOUR BITCH. In this case very literally.

s_k 04-15-2011 01:45 AM

Are you talking to me? Because if so I don't see what you're talking about :D.

djchameleon 04-15-2011 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1036424)
I'm an ass man DJ, I encourage more ass in the avatar.

Anyways, project Lauren has been aborted. She has been inviting me to do too many things that don't involve drinking, hooking up, or having fun. Like inviting me with her friends to eat or something. Last place on Earth I wanna be is surrounded by a group of loud women. I see this going towards a friendzone or a relationshipzone and I want neither of those. Mission aborted!


Tips on day game? AKA meeting girls when I'm NOT drunk or at a bar?

Day game is easy bro. You can meet girls anywhere! walking from place to place , at a grocery store, at a laundry mat, at a video store if those ancient buildings still exist damn you Netflix!

My point is no matter where you go you can meet girls and get their numbers. When you are at different places, just cater your opening lines to the current place that you are in.

I know you aren't into books but one of my local haunts is the Library. I used to work there. I don't read as much as I would like to but I know enough about certain authors that I can fake it til I make it with a lady that I strike up a convo with and steer it away from books/authors after awhile.



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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1036445)
Good thread. Any advice on how to get your wife not to take all your money and leave with your child? :hphones:

I'm sorry to say but you ****ed up on that one. It's too late to stop that from going through. You were in love and you didn't make her sign a pre-nup. My future wife is signing a pre-nup no ifs ands or buts about it!

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1036478)
Tip: Meet one girl, get into the friendzone, meet her friends on a dinner, hook up with them.
Damn you ****ed this one up :D.

No :nono: s_k what works for you doesn't work for everyone that friend zone bs is horrible. Majority of the time when you end up in the friend zone you never leave that bitch. You get to meet their future bfs and husbands with no sexing involved at all.





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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 1036583)
I dont mean to be rude but I feel like you put way to much thought into getting a girl. Act super ****ing confident (or even better be confident) tell them you like them and want to spend time with them, and when the time is right make a move. To much of this getting her away from her friends and all this bull****. Walk up to her get/give her number than call her and go out and do something for the day. If it goes well theres a good chance you be be ****ing her that night.

Girls are not stupid in general, they know when a guys going through there friends or doing dumb stuff to **** them Just be honest say you like them to there face and if tis a good response you cant lose.

Im not claiming to be rolling in mad pussy or a guru on this but in my experiences every time I have just said **** it, asked the girl out on a date, and had a good time, I have not left without getting what I wanted.

The point im trying to make here is MAKE LIFE YOUR BITCH. In this case very literally.

The first bolded point, I guess I end up talking to/picking the wrong ones because whenever I come out and just say how I feel about them it doesn't work out too well. I usually end up with the stupid girls that are still into mind games and then that's when I just move onto the next one and try to find a girl that isn't afraid of a guy that wears his heart on his sleeve sort of speak.

Second bolded point, most girls are stupid for various reasons that's why I rather deal with a woman instead of a girl that is still into petty bullshit like playing hard to get and thinking guys like the chase. Sure, some guys do but as I'm getting older. I don't have time for that bullshit. I rather get straight to the point and do the damn thing.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-15-2011 08:27 AM

The friend zone must really blow.


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