Literally all girls plus you, or mostly girls?

A girl and her boyfriend and then like 3 other girls I think. Maybe more, I'm not completely sure. Hopefully the guy is cool never met him.

I think it's better to have at least one other guy there. Then again I haven't ever gone out with just girls so who knows.

You planning on wheeling a random or just focusing on that one girl in the group?

yeah i'm glad another guy will be there. hopefully he likes sports although judging by appearance thats unlikely. i do have a thing for the one girl that always hangs with them, but like i was saying shes not old enough for the bars for another few weeks so im just trying to mess around with a random girl who isn't fat or hideous. I'm not a fan of the bar we are going to, its more of a dance type place. I may make an early exit and head to my usual spot where there's just drunk socializing since that's where i meet pretty much all girls.

Hanging out with a group of girls sucks. 9/10 of the conversations you dont give a damn about because you simply have other intrests.

I don't think this will work out too well for you. You'll most likely end up having to leave early like you said at the end of your statement there.

Personally, I love dance type places because there are always some chick that doesn't mind grinding up on me while I stand there in place. I mean I do like to actually dance but most girls these days in those type of bars/clubs they just want to grind their ass up on you and all you have to do is sway side to side. So easily, no dancing skills required. Who am I to turn down some dry humping on the dance floor.

I don't know how good you are at reading body language but that is where I take my cues on whether to go for it or not. When it comes to making the first move towards sex/hooking up.

The thing with body language is that sometimes it can be way off base though and I've had it backfire on me a couple of times. I used to think that when girls would clear their hair and put it behind their ear that it was a sure sign there were a bit into me. I was proven wrong on a couple of instances.

I clear sign that actually works though is if you are talking to her like say at a bar stool or w/e and she's sitting down. If her legs are facing in your direction, she's a bit interested in the things you have to say and is more comfortable around you but if she is facing you and her legs are turned the opposite way then you know she's not really feeling you/comfortable with you yet. That's just two signs to look for. Also, if she gets a bit touchy feely with you, randomly brushing up against you then you know she's probably into you.


Also, make it clear that you hooking/having sex with them doesn't mean that the relationship can't go further. It's all up to how the both of you feel about it.

Alright, well Friday night it ended up just being me, and two girls and one of the girls boyfriends from out of town. Luckily the dude was really cool so it was fun pregaming with card games. Went to the bar and mainly just played pool the entire time. The two girls are room mates and obviously the girl with the boyfriend wanted to have sex with her guy, and the other girl was planning on staying at a friends. Well, she said her friend wouldn't let her stay and ended up at my door at like 3AM and I didn't wanna be a dick so I let her crash on my room mates bed. I came back, put in a big chew and drunkenly played my baseball game for ps3 while she rambled my ear off for 2 hours. Literally a one way conversation, all I added was the occasional "yeah" and just kept playing my game but she wouldn't STFU. I recorded some audio on my phone, ill try to upload it lol. It seemed like she might've gotten the wrong idea, like I wanted to hook up. She's like 300 pounds so there was no way I was going that route. I didn't flirt at all but some of the stuff she was saying gave me the impression she wanted to hook up which actually offended me a little bit because of how huge and ugly she is. I know that's shallow and I don't even care, I was thinking like....really?? you think I would bang you? Then she finally passed out, thank god.

But last night I drank 3/4ths of my fifth and headed to the bar around 1:15. I stopped first and said hi to the girl I said I liked. I don't like her anymore, but I still wanna hook up with her because she has DAT RACK. She's really immature and said she's now "dating" a soldier in Afghanistan who she met on plentyoffish.com last week. I thought she was joking but is apparently serious. Why do I see that not working out lol. I made fun of her for a few then went to the bar. Used my usual pickup line of "Who lies more, men or women" then transitioned into "Who is more flirty" and then to more "Well, who do you think is more ______, guys or girls." Talked to her til the bar closed, exchanged numbers, she texted me saying how much she liked tlaking to me and we should hang out. Hopefully I see when I'm sober, I thought she was cute last night but I had drank A LOT by that point. Ok, done ranting, but I will say that the "Battle of the sexes" type of openers work pretty much every time.

Yeah, they work very well for me as well that's why I use them.

I still haven't been able to do my experiment yet because I'm recovering from my cold but hopefully the April 1st weekend I will be able to do it.\

With that 300 pound girl though all you had to do is unzip your pants and shove something in her mouth to shut her up and when she wants to go further just say, you aren't feeling it or w/e.

What happened to the girl that reminds you of Tumor?

lol believe it or not there are actually girls on this planet who I would not let blow me. And all women of the 300+ pound variety fall into that category. She started getting all cheesy-romantic-teenage movie on me and was looking out my window being all "I love looking at the stars. They give me hope. That...something else is out there and someone else is looking at the stars right now too" And I'm thinking WTF I'm trying to enjoy my dip and draft a kickass team in my baseball franchise on ps3, can you STFU already.

The girl that reminds me of Tumor is the girl I was tlaking about whos apparently now "dating" a soldier she met on plentyoffish.com. Hmm, ok he is overseas for a few more months, and lives in Colorado (I'm in PA). It makes no sense at all and the more I got to know her the more I lost interest because she's super hyper, immature, and this soldier dating thing is so mind-boggling and retarded. And she's super religious and kinda preachy which is annoying as hell. So I just wanna hook up with her. She turns 21 soon. I cna tell I have a good shot. I. want. to. play. with. DDs.

Hahahaha awesome.

Ah, I guess you have standards lol. When it comes to BJs, I don't really have standards. Well, when I used to enjoy getting them.

Go for it! I'm pretty sure she'll like you slide it in even with the whole online relationship thing.

The soldier dating thing isn't that mind boggling to me. It's the same way that some women write to prisoners and start dating them while they are on the inside. Online dating isn't all that bad anyways if the two can get over the whole long distance factor. I have had a few in my past. They have turned out horribly wrong though. Mostly from the girl cheating on me but I just have bad taste in women and pick the wrong girls to be in relationships with.

Well maybe online relationships can work for some people. I'd personally never date anybody that I had never met. There's too many extra factors and I wouldnt wanna date someone I hardly ever saw.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I wouldn't laugh for a second if I thought this was true, but I don't believ eit is for a second. Ok, that girl I was talking about with the solider boyfriend she met 2 weeks ago online... So like last night she asked him on skype to be her boyfriend and I guess he said ok. She updated her relationship status to "in a relationship" and posted a bunch of statuses about him and stuff. Then today, his friend gets on his skype and tells her they were ambushed and he died. I think he realized how weird and immature this girl is and just didn't want to talk to her anymore, but she's been crying around all day apparently. Too coincidental in my opinion. I guess she wants to try to call his mom, which I am supporting because I think his mom would be like "WTF i just got off the phone with him" and that'd be funny.

I just want to say to everyone who posted in the last 15 posts or so thank you. I had a great time/laugh reading it. Dirty please continue to update us on **** going down, its pretty funny.

Well at least one person enjoys reading what I write so I will continue to update and from now on will refer to my plan to bang this girl (the one who reminded me of Tumor and had the online boyfriend from Afghanistan) as Project Lauren.

Ok so this girl is totally searching for pity or something, her FB status is "RIP Tyler, I love you even if it was only for a little while but I know what we had was real. You will always be in my heart </3" And there'sd a bunch of people like "OMG NO WAY IM SOOOO SORRY."

So last night I asked what happened. And she wanted me to come down to her room so she could explain it. And I wouldn't go down because I definitely don't need to channel my inner-10th grader and provide the shoulder to cry on. I was wearing a nice shirt too but anyways, I went a got a bite to eat and she was like please come down and talk to me. So I went down and there was a couple other people there and her and her room mate were BOTH crying. I showed as little compassion as possible because 1) This is completely retarded and 2) Being the sensitive shoulder to cry on is NOT my method of getting my d touched by her. So I threw some investigative questions her way and she said his friend got on skype, but wouldn't video chat. And this guy who apparently died didn't have Facebook (she said he couldn't check it over there) even though his friend whos with him in the army who told her of his death had one. Too many things adding up to tell me that obviously she was creepin too much and he wanted to get out of it ASAP but didn't wanna tell her how weird she was for stalking him. But she said she wants to get a TATTOO now. Can we please get a shaking head smiley for occasions like this? Sorry this all lacked anything good to read, but I WILL PLAY WITH DDs. Mission declared, Project Lauren is underway. She seems attracted to my level of uncaring and sarcasm. THIS MISSION WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED GODDAMNIT

So despite the fact that someone who isnt even in the country appears to be trying to avoid her, and despite the fact that everything you have said so far suggests that she is a possessive, possibly mentally unstable person, you still want to get with her? You dont think that if you do manage to get with her, she is just going to become really clingy and possessive over you as well? You dont have the advantage of being on the other side of the world, you wont be able to avoid her, and if she is as bad as she appears she could ruin your life just by always being around wherever you are.

If the guy has actually died then RIP.

I think it's more that he couldn't care less about the consequences, he just wants to screw her and leave her :P

That's a good point evilchuck. And I guess she could become clingy or something if we hooked up and messed around. Actually, that's exactly how I think she'd be especially because I don't pin her as a person who has a ton of sexual experience. But I'm really not worried about it because it's not like I have to see her all the time or anything. I view her as a friend, but she's a friend I want to have sex with or at least get a bj from. She's got gigantic tits and a really nice body which I would like to study more of.

I don't wanna date her or leave her, i just wanna be a friend and hope I can just maybe be drunken hookup buddies or something. Just mess around a little bit. She's one of those people that says she is really religious and doesn't drink or hookup but then 5 minutes later will tell you a story about getting wasted and making out with someone. But I feel an attraction from her towards me and I'm playing my cards well right now. Project Lauren in affect.

The Dirty train is about to arrive, she wont know what hit her.

Don't do it! I once hooked up with a girl like that, she gave myself and my friends hell afterwards. She started picking fights with friends, declaring her undying love to me, constant text messages. Thank god she had to move away to live with other family.

lol that sucks if you're only looking for a fling, but tbh I would freaking love it if a girl was after me like that.

Same but she was an absolute bitch on top of that, simple and stupid, immature ... I can't think of anything nicer about her.
Big tits?

Alright well a few things here. First off, Project Lauren still in effect but not going as easily as I thought. She's still really flirty and stuff but I see this being not worth my effort but my lack of caring might actually help. Last night she turned 21. Last minute she decided NOT to go out for it. This is obviously a red flag that she is not the type of girl I should be interested in. Her and her 5 girlfriends just hung out and watched movies and whatnot. I stopped in to say hi and got her a card with a ripped, shirtless guy and taped my face over his face which i thought was funny. Two of her friends are loud fat girls (the one who was in my room one night talking my ear off for hours) and my head was about to explode so I didn't stay long. Plus I don't wanna become too much of a friend. I am caring less and less which might be a good thing for my chances since I know shes interested and it forces her to be more active in pursuing me. Like she texts me nearly every day without any real reason and it's always flirty type stuff, but she doesn't drink much or do anything outside of the group of her friends. Basically what I am saying is I am cooler than her and her friends and it's a problem. They are nice and I like having them as friends, but they are content with sitting around all weekend having girl time and watching movies and stuff and I like to go out and get bombed and have fun. Hooking up with her is a challenge and I might abort the mission soon.

However, there was a girl I met at the bar a few weeks back who is decent looking and I can tell has a wild side. We planned to meet up last weekend but a female friend from home visited. I still made my way to the bar 30 minutes before closing and saw her with her friends. She didn't seem to recognize me and I was kinda bummed. She texted me at 3AM asking why I didnt show up and the next day I said that I was there but she ignored me. I think this is smart, what do you guys think: I kinda made it seemed like i was dissapointed she ignored me and make her feel a little bit bad and guilty. Which I think worked because she texted me a long text saying she was really drunk and she was so sorry and wants to see me again and all this. And if we do meet up this weekend, I figure it's something to playfully joke about, like "hey im surprised you showed up, thought you were gonna walk past me and ignore me again." I told her to get ahold of me this weekend too, and I think that's smart so I put the burden on HER. If she texts me to meet up I know she's still interested and if she doesn't, then i dont have to worry about it anymore. And I don't seem desperate for texting her to meet up.

and there's this girl I hooked up with awhile back, the "NIPPLES WERE SUCKED" video girl who got back with her boyfriend right afterwards. but she mysteriously texted me the other day just to say hi which tells me there could be a hookup possibility there.

Good to have some options, im gonna create more this weekend. The Battle of the Sexes questions didn't work well last weekend surprisingly.

You lost me after BIG TITS AND A GREAT BODY. My apologies.

thread makes me ~~~Dx

Drool down your chin?

I don't know that smiley or whatever it is

I'm right with you on this one. Cancel Project Lauren, it's funny that her name is lauren. I'm dealing with a Lauren of my own that I'm going to be seeing next week. I might have screwed my chances with her but in person I'll have a second chance to make up for my folly by text.:laughing:

The second girl, you did everything that I would honestly and you are on the right track with that one. If she doesn't contact you then I always say, "On to the next one".

The third one, is she still with her bf and wants something on the low with you? Keep connections with her open just in case she wants a booty call/hookup in the near future by the sounds of it she probably wants to regardless.

Dj i think your about due for avatar change.

you think so? I just changed it like about two weeks ago lol.

I have more that I'm going to be changing it to but I was thinking maybe once a month.

I actually miss the Lady Gaga ass-shaking, lol.

I'm an ass man DJ, I encourage more ass in the avatar.

Anyways, project Lauren has been aborted. She has been inviting me to do too many things that don't involve drinking, hooking up, or having fun. Like inviting me with her friends to eat or something. Last place on Earth I wanna be is surrounded by a group of loud women. I see this going towards a friendzone or a relationshipzone and I want neither of those. Mission aborted!


Tips on day game? AKA meeting girls when I'm NOT drunk or at a bar?

You need to go somewhere social, non-threatening - like spin class or a farmer's market, or the pumpkin patch, given the time of year.

:laughing:...or ****in bingo

Good thread. Any advice on how to get your wife not to take all your money and leave with your child? :hphones:

You could have S K stalk and kill her......

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JK

Tip: Meet one girl, get into the friendzone, meet her friends on a dinner, hook up with them.
Damn you ****ed this one up :D.

I dont mean to be rude but I feel like you put way to much thought into getting a girl. Act super ****ing confident (or even better be confident) tell them you like them and want to spend time with them, and when the time is right make a move. To much of this getting her away from her friends and all this bull****. Walk up to her get/give her number than call her and go out and do something for the day. If it goes well theres a good chance you be be ****ing her that night.

Girls are not stupid in general, they know when a guys going through there friends or doing dumb stuff to **** them Just be honest say you like them to there face and if tis a good response you cant lose.

Im not claiming to be rolling in mad pussy or a guru on this but in my experiences every time I have just said **** it, asked the girl out on a date, and had a good time, I have not left without getting what I wanted.

The point im trying to make here is MAKE LIFE YOUR BITCH. In this case very literally.

Are you talking to me? Because if so I don't see what you're talking about :D.

Day game is easy bro. You can meet girls anywhere! walking from place to place , at a grocery store, at a laundry mat, at a video store if those ancient buildings still exist damn you Netflix!

My point is no matter where you go you can meet girls and get their numbers. When you are at different places, just cater your opening lines to the current place that you are in.

I know you aren't into books but one of my local haunts is the Library. I used to work there. I don't read as much as I would like to but I know enough about certain authors that I can fake it til I make it with a lady that I strike up a convo with and steer it away from books/authors after awhile.



I'm sorry to say but you ****ed up on that one. It's too late to stop that from going through. You were in love and you didn't make her sign a pre-nup. My future wife is signing a pre-nup no ifs ands or buts about it!

No :nono: s_k what works for you doesn't work for everyone that friend zone bs is horrible. Majority of the time when you end up in the friend zone you never leave that bitch. You get to meet their future bfs and husbands with no sexing involved at all.





The first bolded point, I guess I end up talking to/picking the wrong ones because whenever I come out and just say how I feel about them it doesn't work out too well. I usually end up with the stupid girls that are still into mind games and then that's when I just move onto the next one and try to find a girl that isn't afraid of a guy that wears his heart on his sleeve sort of speak.

Second bolded point, most girls are stupid for various reasons that's why I rather deal with a woman instead of a girl that is still into petty bullshit like playing hard to get and thinking guys like the chase. Sure, some guys do but as I'm getting older. I don't have time for that bullshit. I rather get straight to the point and do the damn thing.

The friend zone must really blow.