Be warned, I knew this one girl who had a child and ended up on the prowl not too long afterwards trying to find an even cuter set of genes for child number 2.

I'd just like to point out thats definitely worst case scenario haha

That is such a common thing eh, stupid girls get pregnant then go back out to the clubs once the kids born. Great parenting skills.

are you speaking from experience? :yikes:

I was reading advice online from Neil Strauss on openers. Shoulda read that article sooner. Last few weeks I've been meeting a lot of girls, getting a lot of numbers, and hooking up with a solid amount of girls. I have no problem talking to girls, I have a problem starting a conversation. Cause it feels so dumb to just introduce myself and give them a handshake. I don't know why, it just feels like they've probably had that happen 10 times already or something. So I've been just getting drunk, sitting my ass down at the bar and waiting for females to sit on either side of me. Then wait awhile and then ask "me and my friends have been arguing for a few days now, who lies more... men or women." So it's a question they are likely to go into detail about and of course they usually say men lie more. Then I say "really? see i think guys tell small lies like 'your ass looks great in that dress' and girls tell big lies like 'the kid isn't yours" Then the mood is loose and relaxed and and it's all good from there. Sometimes I'll also ask who is more flirty: men or women.

*shrug* all things good so far.

No, Dirty is doing it right. If you want to start up a conversation. When you are trying to engage in some small talk it is always best to ask opinion type questions. if you ask a yes or no question that's all you get is a yes or no and then it becomes awkward as you scramble to find something to talk about.

Battle of the sex type questions are great to ask. I like to ask this simple one. it is similar to the lie one but it works just as well. I'm trying to figure how who cheats more women or men and of course they are going to go in a super wild rant about how men are dogs and cheat more but then I mention that women cheat as well and they are just slightly better at it. The way that some women cheat they usually have a back up to their back up plans so they can cover themselves way better. Men usually don't and that's how they end up getting caught so much.

I'm not super attractive so I'm not gonna wow anybody with my looks right off the bat, so I figure I gotta get the conversation just flowing somehow. Get us both in a comfort zone when we are talking. I've straight up introduced myself but then it seems like it inevitable becomes "Hey, my names Dirty" *handshake or something* "Hi, my name is cute brunette girl" "What do you do, what school do you go to, etc" Same old questions that never seems to go anywhere. I mean I don't like immediately ask them, I usually just sit at the bar like 3-5 minutes while she talks to friends or whoever, act casual, then kinda lean in and pose the question. And if it's a short answer, go into another battle of the sexes question. And if she says girls lie/flirt more, then i playfully argue for the mens side. A girl this past weekend said girls lie more, then I act more surprised than what I actually am and playfully accuse her of being a liar.

Put myself in a bad situation this past weekend. Was in Pittsburgh with friends for a few nights. They went to the upstairs portion of the bar, I went downstairs to talk to some girls. I was pretty hammered and stoned but I was coherent. Beer goggles were being worn. This girl sat next to me and we started talking, hit it off, and like 10 minutes into the conversation she stood up and it was actually a beached whale. :nono: We talked awhile after and she was funny and nice but she was only good from the face up. One of those girls you look at and you're like... Damn she'd be pretty hott if she just lost some weight.

An interesting conversation is also a great way to find out what a person is like, cause someone who is thinking about something is paying less attention to their mannerisms. All the old things aobut mimicking your movements, idly playing with hair, smiling and getting involved in a conversation are signs that a girl is actually interested in talking to you, which is half the battle :P

the more interesting you seem, the more likely you are to get somewhere.

Well if that works for you then okay but the whole winking/smiling...trying to get a girl's attention from across the room and hoping that she will come over to you thing. Never worked for me. Where is it that you go from there? What do you use as your small talk topics?

That's the point where conversation comes into play and I use those "battle of the sex" questions to strike up a conversation.

The whole "who's she with? where's she from? what she does?" just seems boring like it's something every guy in the place does.

there seems to be three types

ones that use a cheesy pickup line to break the ice and attempt some sort of humor.

The ones like you that stick to the whole I'm confident and I will just go up introduce myself and go over the same old same old chit chat type questions. What do you do for a living? Where you are from? etc."

Then there are the types that have unique type questions that bring about more interesting conversations.

Each one has it's own merits and they tend to work for certain people so that's fine but it's just an observation that I have made.

"You think we lie more? Naahh, definitely not! So where're you from anyway? Oh yeah? I don't think I've met anyone from there before! Hmm, where am I from? The Moon."