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Old 09-14-2019, 03:43 AM   #4841 (permalink)
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How heteronormative. Tonge action encompasses more than just blowjobs
Right? Like I bet she can make some cool ass sounds with it too.
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Old 09-14-2019, 03:44 AM   #4842 (permalink)
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Right? Like I bet she can make some cool ass sounds with it too.
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Old 09-14-2019, 04:13 AM   #4843 (permalink)
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How heteronormative. Tonge action encompasses more than just blowjobs
You're speaking of tongue action on "ding dongs".
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Old 09-14-2019, 05:28 AM   #4844 (permalink)
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'ding dongs'? I don't think anyone using that word is ready for tongue action of any kind
Well, except Lou Reed maybe

But if we're speaking of ding-dong-tongue-fun only, I don't need practice with that either, because I don't think I'll ever use it
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What if the apocalypse comes and the only currency you have is blowjobs?
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Old 09-15-2019, 07:47 AM   #4846 (permalink)
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Hence the I don't think I'll ever use it, you can never be sure
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:16 AM   #4847 (permalink)
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Hence the I don't think I'll ever use it, you can never be sure
Tbf, in my case it’s really a king dong.
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Shouldn't you guillotine your King Dong like the good revolutionary anarchist you are?
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