A smart pisser

He is. My mother let the dog out on the deck so I could smoosh her face and they were giving her a bath last night anyway. I joked and said he'd probably be safer just shooting the dog and he told me he'd shoot me first.

I know a Freudian slip when I see one. What kind of gun?

EDIT: Doubling down, I see

If one member of a household is infected dogs are a real problem.

I fixed that before you could get to it. You know I did.

Over my dads dead body is any of them infected. He'll kill em first.

I thought dogs couldn't get infected or carry it.

Apparently they can it's just that dogs generally don't touch doorknobs and then rub their eye.

I just wouldn’t let anybody play with my dog because she sleeps in bed with me. I dont know if they can catch it but it can live on surfaces. I don’t let anyone in her outside pen either. Crossing over a closed fence was damn near suicidal in this neighborhood before hand so that’s no problem.

Good read.