He's in hell by request cause that's where they bet on hellhound fights.

From what I hear it's dark and hell is hot.

DMX gets reincarnated as every dog he's abused. 5 times if the dog is gay.

Good thing he spent all that time as a human practicing barking

Nobody mentioning Jim Steinman? Meat Loaf would have been nothing without him. I particularly loved his spoken word sequences...

So he’s like ketchup?

Got a mention here

Yeah I know. Seems you have to be a homophobe rapper to get any interest from people when you shuffle off TMC. I'll miss him anyway. Fantastic talent. Horrible to have to live 17 years with a stroke though; maybe it was a blessed release in the end.

People know who DMX is though.