Masturbation Appreciation Thread

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

A lot girls seem to have less of a sex drive than most men. I do know women who masterbate more than the average guy though, so I think it's just a matter of hormones. I was told testosterone is the culprit behind a person's sex drive (as women have a little in their bodies too). So it seems only logical that guys would be more into sex than women.

I think the main culprit behind women have less of a sex drive has to do with birth control and other things that tend to pretty much kill it.

[Queen Boo]

You guys make me want to buy a chastity belt.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Tumor

You guys make me want to buy a chastity belt.

What?! why hasn't your mother given you a chastity belt already?

What's wrong with her? So un-Christian of her.

[Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra]

Originally Posted by crash_override

I like to jerk it at least 4 times per week.

I actually just jerked it this morning before work. I sure do miss having access to porn at my fingertips, so I've been going off of the wank bank for a few months now.

I guess it's weird that I jerk with my left hand even though I'm usually right handed, call me a product of the internet age (ever try to work a mouse with you left hand?), but it works.

I'm a fan of masturbation, it's a glorious thing really.

Here's a man who gets the point of the thread .

Now, can we have less philosophical debates on monogamy. If Conan, and DJ would quit bickering, and start wanking, we wouldn't have time to argue.

Masturbation = world peace

Besides, for the romantics, is there a better way to say 'I love you' than masturbating together, or taping yourself masturbating, and sending it to her phone at random times like at work, school, university, church, or funeral?

Honestly, Conan has it all wrong. Masturbation strengthen's a relationship. DJ has it all wrong because he's spending too much time talking about masturbation, and spending too little time e-mailing Conan videos of himself masturbating to illustrate it's joys.

[Dirty]

I wasn't ever going to pop into this thread. I'll just say that I get off to videos of women being degraded as much as possible. Not fake rape stuff, I'm talking real stuff. Vidoes where the girl basically has no self respect or dignity.

Half chub approaching and I gotta move furniture, I'm gonna stop and leave right now

[Phantom Limb]

What about tentacles?! You guys are totally forgetting tentacles.

[DoctorSoft]

Blowjobs boys. Blowjobs.

[Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra]

Rumor has it that JFK's influence on the US space program was inspired my masturbation. Some ejaculatory material flew out at such an incredible rate, and it made him release... if such little sperm can travel so far, so fastly, why can't man?

See, Stalin was a strict anti-masturbationist, and that's why the Soviet Union fell.

True fact.

[Howard the Duck]

Osama didn't masturbate enough.

That's why he got caught.

[James]

I'm right handed but I can only use my left hand. Why is this? Am I alone?