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Old 05-19-2011, 12:03 AM   #171 (permalink)
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But I found his stash and there was beastiality and weird shit so that's probably why he never said anything.
That must have been awkward.
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:11 AM   #172 (permalink)
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Same **** with my parents no joke.

Maybe it's a developed taste or something
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:18 AM   #173 (permalink)
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That must have been awkward.
He never knew I found it. He had quite a lot of horse-fucking-women videos and I am pretty sure he spent all night having cyber sex. Luckily I don't respect my dad and think he's a loser and shithead for othe reasons, so it's not as awkward as it would be if he was like some nice, cool guy who I looked up to but I secretly knew he liked literal horsecock
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:50 AM   #174 (permalink)
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I don't get how people don't have a password on their PC.
When I get up, I press windows&L so you get the login screen.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:07 AM   #175 (permalink)
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i keep my porns in my cellphone. that's way safer than just having it on your computer.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:46 AM   #176 (permalink)
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I don't get how people don't have a password on their PC.
When I get up, I press windows&L so you get the login screen.
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exactly I have password on my pc and a guest account on the side. With my last roommate I even used to have some folders password protected because he used to like to use my laptop quite often when I wasn't home or when I was sleeping at night.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:50 AM   #177 (permalink)
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there's no password on my porn

i don't keep any of it

it's mostly random stuff I look up
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:51 AM   #178 (permalink)
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I think I walked in on my dad on a phone sex channel once but I am not sure.....
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:48 PM   #179 (permalink)
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exactly I have password on my pc and a guest account on the side. With my last roommate I even used to have some folders password protected because he used to like to use my laptop quite often when I wasn't home or when I was sleeping at night.
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Old 05-19-2011, 05:56 PM   #180 (permalink)
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In middle school i didn't even know there was a history so my Dad definitely saw all mine. But I found his stash and there was beastiality and weird shit so that's probably why he never said anything.
Don't judge, man. It just sort of collects once you've had a stash for a good few years. There's all sorts of **** that you probably dont even watch on a regular basis...but it's just in there for the novelty value.
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