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Old 05-23-2011, 04:29 PM   #221 (permalink)
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Well it's rather nice when you don't live near eachother.
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Old 05-23-2011, 04:30 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Because she's old enough and clever enough to be able to find someone for real sex?
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Old 05-23-2011, 05:46 PM   #223 (permalink)
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I have had phone sex a few times, always found it fun, poor substitute if you are doing it because of distance though!
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:17 PM   #224 (permalink)
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Because she's old enough and clever enough to be able to find someone for real sex?
yeah that's the stupid stigma attached to phone sex but even it can be done with someone even if they live 5 mins away.

it's just an added foreplay going on.
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:18 PM   #225 (permalink)
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I practically live with mine bit of sexting aside we dont engage.
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Old 05-23-2011, 06:36 PM   #226 (permalink)
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I have had phone sex a few times, always found it fun, poor substitute if you are doing it because of distance though!
Quite. But I tend to find my girlfriends far away .
In the other occasions it was cybersex with girls who are 'just friends'.
No plans for sex in real life, but having a good time through the internet.
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Old 05-24-2011, 08:46 AM   #227 (permalink)
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No plans for sex in real life
This is now underneath Oojay's postings.
Not funny if you ask me, but I'd like to point out; No plans for sex in real life with those girls in particular...
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Old 05-24-2011, 01:46 PM   #228 (permalink)
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This is now underneath Oojay's postings.
Not funny if you ask me, but I'd like to point out; No plans for sex in real life with those girls in particular...
It's all fair game lol.
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Old 05-24-2011, 01:51 PM   #229 (permalink)
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I'm going to be haunted by this
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Old 05-24-2011, 02:07 PM   #230 (permalink)
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I'm going to be haunted by this
I changed it. I don't want to hurt someone's feelings if not's necessary. No worries man
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