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Old 05-20-2011, 11:27 AM   #201 (permalink)
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Your porn collection is not just a accumulation of porn. It's like your child. It grows and changes. It's horizons expand. All under your benevolent tutelage. If I had a choice between saving you and my porn collection...well, stay away from cliffs and meteors.
Using "porn" and "child" in the same post probably knocked our google ranking back 300 pages. Just FYI.
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Old 05-20-2011, 11:31 AM   #202 (permalink)
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Using "porn" and "child" in the same post probably knocked our google ranking back 300 pages. Just FYI.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:09 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:12 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Using "porn" and "child" in the same post probably knocked our google ranking back 300 pages. Just FYI.
Porn.... child...
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(sorry, I hate that google friendliness and making money out of not allowing us to use swearwords )
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:17 PM   #205 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Assasinate.
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Are you trying to bury us or boost us?!
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:37 PM   #208 (permalink)
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I'm trying to overthrow the government by releasing LSD into the water supply.
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Anyone here ever engage in phone/cyber sex?
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:32 PM   #210 (permalink)
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Anyone here ever engage in phone/cyber sex?
i don't engage in phone sex but I talk dirty over the phone all the time

i used to have a constant cybersex partner, allegedly she masturbates as I do when we type dirty things, but I have no way of verifying that, I did come, though
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