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Old 05-14-2011, 12:29 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I think it's a "forbidden fruit" thing for me since most of the black females that I have ever met aren't attracted to white males, like a "holy grail" type of thing. My porno choices have nothing to do with a prejudice toward another race. I'm not into the slavery or bondage, no matter what races or sexes are involved, I just don't like it.

I have also seen some niche "sleep" porn that I liked. Men would have sex with women who were "asleep." Kind of corny, but it got my chub up.
See as a black guy if you can't get with a white girl then you have absolutely zero game like maybe in the negative digits. It's so simple to hook up with a white girl you don't even have to do much.

I used to watch the "sleep" porn but they it started to creep me out a bit. I felt like it was almost like rape since the women don't know they are engaged in sex....idk it just seems a bit weird for my tastes and I stopped watching it.
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:35 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Men would have sex with women who were "asleep." Kind of corny, but it got my chub up.
Ahhh rape! Good stuff.
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:42 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:52 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Ahhh rape! Good stuff.
It's not rape, because she never says "no." It's more like a surprise.
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:59 AM   #55 (permalink)
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It's not rape, because she never says "no." It's more like a surprise.
I never thought of it that way! This rape stuff might not be so bad.
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:11 AM   #57 (permalink)
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At around 4:15, I will be burning this forum to the ground.
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:19 AM   #58 (permalink)
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At around 4:15, I will be burning this forum to the ground.
I think that would be absurd, considering no one stole your red stapler.

Go rub one out and then re-think it
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In other news, AP reports that the government found PORN in Osama Bin Laden's computer files.

After I was done laughing hysterically, I began wondering what kind of porn it was.
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^^Yeah someone else mentioned that earlier...I said that could really tarnish his rep forever.........................





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