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I love marmite. But not that kind of marmite!

At least its not the consistancy of potted beef...that stuffs a nightmare to clean up!

I totally agree, it's the most appaulling thing to witness, my dad calls it spray painting lol! I also get poo hard as a rock sometimes and it literally rips my anus which then starts bleeding. Sorry for the images guys!

Back at military school you hadn't lived till you'd used your roommate's sock to wipe your ass.

i wweighed myself before i pooped and then after

i was 1.9 pounds lighter on average

Favourite excremental lavatorial experiences usually involve passing a log with the visual appearance and texture of a dry river bed.
Facial goosebumps, everytime.

I pood while standing up this morning. Just to see if I could. And I bloody well could. Well proud I was.

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When I was a kid I was fascinated by pooping, I tried pooping by sitting the wrong way towards the toilet itself. It worked and I also got goosebumps.

Lately I have been getting ones that are rock hard, it's making me bleed a lot. Could be my medication.

Do you guys talk to your bff's about taking a dump? I was always talking about it with my two bff's during my University degree. Now we are all in different cities and only occasionally I discuss it, because there is so much to catch up on you can get forgetful. Me and my bbf Nina* used to (while flatting together) try and fill the whole toilet bowl with a big, thick, brown poop. I had one so big that it curved around the bowl and was even out of the water it was so huge.

Okay confession time. Does anyone take pictures of their best poops? I've done it once, but I'd never share it, I just have it there to feel good about my digestive system.

* Name changed

Err nope lol. I do the business then the paperwork and get the f*ck outta there