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Old 07-01-2014, 07:11 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Yesterday I had a rock-like poop and it tore my anus. Blood all over the toliet paper.
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Old 07-01-2014, 10:32 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Yesterday I had a rock-like poop and it tore my anus. Blood all over the toliet paper.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-01-2014, 11:24 PM   #133 (permalink)
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I thought you'd like that one.
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Old 07-07-2014, 06:57 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Nice article about poo

No need to thank me.
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Old 07-07-2014, 12:06 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Nice article about poo

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Old 07-07-2014, 03:06 PM   #136 (permalink)
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I literally just discovered this thread. The women to men ration here is appalling.
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Old 07-07-2014, 07:03 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2014, 12:11 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Equals red poo...
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I just dropped my best log in years. You'd be hard pressed to wrap your hand around it and it was at least two-thirds of a foot long (20.32 centimeters) and perfectly straight. When I was pushing it out I had that satisfying feeling of stretching my butthole to its limit without any pain and when I finished, stood up, and turned around, I felt like a proud father.
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That reminds me I need to try fisting myself this weekend.
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