It wasn't meant to be code, but yes.

Respect. My average is about 2 but not every day.

No, I am not going to tell you that. I don't want to go to Hell.
Well, Jean Valjean, if your family is hungry then you must do what you must do.

Just to tell y'all I'm back to pooping solids after a good 8 days (stopped taking the antibiotic causing it because it actually wasn't working which lead to me being interred in the hospital and getting intravenous antibiotics yaaay!). Although once I get discharged tomorrow I might go back to some antibiotics that may or may not diarrhea as a side effect again. I'll be sure to keep you posted.

Yaay pooping!!

GOD DAMN I just dropped a load and that **** is bout to make me ****ing gag!

Just had a great poo. I thought it would be a long session but it all came out in one movement and was solid enough that there wasn't much wiping required. It wasn't a hall of fame turd but it was a big enough log to poke out the water and I feel proud of it.

I'm assuming the mods would frown on me posting the picture I took so if you want I can PM you a pic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8awqKPvdKk

I'm usually two every couple of days. I used to be almost as regular as Sheldon Cooper. I'm on some medication that has blockages as a side effect.

I really wish I could have just one solid **** in the morning and not two or three smaller ****s.

Also I ****ing love crushed red pepper but ow ow ow ow ow!

That's nothing.

Try taking a dump after completing the Death Nut challenge. You'll feel like lava is leaking out of your orifice.