Thanks! I might have to get some words cracking.

Edit: didn't realise the pun.

Here:

http://curezone.com/upload/Parasites...tool_Chart.png

Man, this thread is the shit!

I know, I'm practically bowelling with laughter.

I guess i'm the only one who heard "i have a scat fetish"?

I also have a scat fetish, but it involves rhythmically improvisiong nonsense syllables.

Oh dear, i misspelled cat.. embarrassing.. no clue what scat is... and no, i don't know what cats have to do with ****.

The quality of MB is going down the toilet.

There is apparently another kind, which my mother, a nurse who's currently employed with a nursing home, has encountered once. She spoke of it to me only after leaving that particular nursing home to go to another, and it is a type which impresses me greatly.

Apparently, there was one little old lady who couldn't have weighed more than ninety pounds. Every single time she went to the bathroom, she would have but one turd...and it was always perfectly round and the size of a baseball.

Intense shit.

I sewage you did there.