The discuss your poo deposits thread

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 08-11-2013, 02:03 AM

some ppl will understand other wont

come home from work. put in a dip on the toilet. sigh relief. let it flow out of yoyu while playin on the phone. feel so good u forget to wipe. til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair. but its a tuesday and u aint got plans. so ur liek whatever ill wipe the best i can.

CoolBec · 08-11-2013, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I feel like I'm really bringing more emphasis on the human body

Always a good thing right?!

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Originally Posted by 216

til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair.

Don't know what folks did before it became fashionable to go all bare down there, but dingleberries just ain't my idea of sanitary.

Anyways...once a day in the morning does it for me. Follow that up with a warm water enema in the shower (we have an attachment

), and I'm good to go unless I eat something that really disagrees with me.

IvanMC · 08-11-2013, 09:56 AM

Burning Down, that chart is the real natural evolution! Look at it intently! Let's add that type 1 shows that moment in which you have to struggle to get rid of the pellets after a couple of days of being unable to... it feels like you've fired copious amounts of brown stuff; a big sense of relief but unfortunately then there's just that. I'm usually a type 4. Type 6 displays a past evening of bbq, ice cream and booze. Type 7 means you won't go to work afterwards. It might mean you might need to fall back on some doctor.

Sequoioideae · 12-06-2013, 11:33 PM

Paul Smeenus · 12-06-2013, 11:35 PM

WWWP · 12-06-2013, 11:37 PM

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

**Janszoon** · 12-06-2013, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

Which pope?

WWWP · 12-06-2013, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Which pope?

Francis, of course.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 12-06-2013, 11:39 PM

will discuss the worst dump ive ever taken

i was up til 4am, had to leave for work at 6am. runnin on no sleep i bought 2 nos energy drinks for the 2 hr drive. for lunch i made some tacos. the ensuing dump i took was carnage previously unknown to man. my guts churned, i fell ill. i stumbled to the toilet, the pants hit the floor. it felt like intestines were comin out of me, it felt like a long string or somethin. when i finally looked at the damage it was bright lime green, a color not natural to poo. from the green energy drink. it was clumpy like dog vomit when they get sick. there was too much poo that the water to poo ratio was thrown off. the water couldnt hold it literally. the poo consumed the water and i just stood and stared before wipin so i could remember the condequences of my actions

that was like 3 weeks ago

Sequoioideae · 12-06-2013, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

My friend had a dream the other night in which she was fingerbanged by the pope. She felt the need to let me know via text at 5am. I responded "u wot m8?" to which she replied "never underestimate a good fingerbang."

I can imagine the last popes face while he finger bangs a chick, it's not something I ever want to see.

08-11-2013, 02:03 AM	#51 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	some ppl will understand other wont come home from work. put in a dip on the toilet. sigh relief. let it flow out of yoyu while playin on the phone. feel so good u forget to wipe. til when u wanna get up then realize poo crusted in ur ass hair. but its a tuesday and u aint got plans. so ur liek whatever ill wipe the best i can.

08-11-2013, 09:56 AM	#53 (permalink)
IvanMC Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 258	Burning Down, that chart is the real natural evolution! Look at it intently! Let's add that type 1 shows that moment in which you have to struggle to get rid of the pellets after a couple of days of being unable to... it feels like you've fired copious amounts of brown stuff; a big sense of relief but unfortunately then there's just that. I'm usually a type 4. Type 6 displays a past evening of bbq, ice cream and booze. Type 7 means you won't go to work afterwards. It might mean you might need to fall back on some doctor.

12-06-2013, 11:39 PM	#59 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	will discuss the worst dump ive ever taken i was up til 4am, had to leave for work at 6am. runnin on no sleep i bought 2 nos energy drinks for the 2 hr drive. for lunch i made some tacos. the ensuing dump i took was carnage previously unknown to man. my guts churned, i fell ill. i stumbled to the toilet, the pants hit the floor. it felt like intestines were comin out of me, it felt like a long string or somethin. when i finally looked at the damage it was bright lime green, a color not natural to poo. from the green energy drink. it was clumpy like dog vomit when they get sick. there was too much poo that the water to poo ratio was thrown off. the water couldnt hold it literally. the poo consumed the water and i just stood and stared before wipin so i could remember the condequences of my actions that was like 3 weeks ago