The discuss your poo deposits thread

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-08-2012, 05:33 PM

I talk to my friends about my dumps all the time. So now we are going to. I went for a load today, 2 massive times, and then the third it was hard to get out in full, and you know what that means - seriously stinky shit. My dad someone used to spray paint at work, it had me in stitches.

I go 5-6 times a day. What about you guys?

No need to thank me for my amazing thread choice, I feel like I'm really bringing more emphasise on the human body, I can't just have a sex thread without this.

GuitarBizarre · 03-08-2012, 05:35 PM

Posting from my toilet right now.

The wonders of smartphones.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-08-2012, 05:37 PM

Five to six times a day?!

What kinda fiber are you eating?!

**Frownland** · 03-08-2012, 05:40 PM

Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-08-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it

I do too.

Conan Warrior - I eat normal cereal, but it's just a fast digestive system. Funnily enough I have irritable bowel syndrome.

FRED HALE SR. · 03-08-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

Five to six times a day?!

What kinda fiber are you eating?!

No ****. I'm usually in the morning once a day after my coffee. Vanilla needs to see a doctor or contact Guinness.

skaltezon · 03-08-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it

Dude, just put a big gob of shit over the photocell before you stand up.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-08-2012, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

No ****. I'm usually in the morning once a day after my coffee. Vanilla needs to see a doctor or contact Guinness.

Do you know how tiny I am? I crap the fat away.

midnight rain · 03-08-2012, 05:48 PM

Anyone else have to go the same time each day? I always have to go in the morning and it always makes me late for classes.

FRED HALE SR. · 03-08-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Do you know how tiny I am? I crap the fat away.

That sounds like a good name for a song. I crap the fat away would be an instant hit. You got good flow kid, good flow.

03-08-2012, 05:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	The discuss your poo deposits thread I talk to my friends about my dumps all the time. So now we are going to. I went for a load today, 2 massive times, and then the third it was hard to get out in full, and you know what that means - seriously stinky shit. My dad someone used to spray paint at work, it had me in stitches. I go 5-6 times a day. What about you guys? No need to thank me for my amazing thread choice, I feel like I'm really bringing more emphasise on the human body, I can't just have a sex thread without this. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Anyone else hate when toilets have an automatic sensor so that it flushes the moment that you stand up? I like to have a lookie loo before I flush, so that I can have the "I made that beast" moment of pride. All that work, gone without me being able to take a picture with it __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-08-2012, 05:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
GuitarBizarre D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS! Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,730	Posting from my toilet right now. The wonders of smartphones.

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midnight rain Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,711	Anyone else have to go the same time each day? I always have to go in the morning and it always makes me late for classes.