The discuss your poo deposits thread

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

That sounds like a good name for a song. I crap the fat away would be an instant hit. You got good flow kid, good flow.

Thanks! I might have to get some words cracking.

Edit: didn't realise the pun.

[Burning Down]

Here:

[Janszoon]

Man, this thread is the shit!

[someonecompletelyrandom]

I know, I'm practically bowelling with laughter.

[iluvwubs]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I can't just have a sex thread without this.

I guess i'm the only one who heard "i have a scat fetish"?

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by iluvwubs

I guess i'm the only one who heard "i have a scat fetish"?

I also have a scat fetish, but it involves rhythmically improvisiong nonsense syllables.

[iluvwubs]

Oh dear, i misspelled cat.. embarrassing.. no clue what scat is... and no, i don't know what cats have to do with ****.

[Burning Down]

The quality of MB is going down the toilet.

[ThePhanastasio]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Here:

There is apparently another kind, which my mother, a nurse who's currently employed with a nursing home, has encountered once. She spoke of it to me only after leaving that particular nursing home to go to another, and it is a type which impresses me greatly.

Apparently, there was one little old lady who couldn't have weighed more than ninety pounds. Every single time she went to the bathroom, she would have but one turd...and it was always perfectly round and the size of a baseball.

Intense shit.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

The quality of MB is going down the toilet.

I sewage you did there.