The stupid facebook status thread.

GuitarBizarre · 12-09-2012, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Circe

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...seriously?

Circe · 12-09-2012, 07:25 AM

Yeah, I know.

Another one.

Blarobbarg · 12-09-2012, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Circe

Yeah, I know.

Another one.

That one sorta reminded me of a white version of FPK.

TheBig3 · 12-09-2012, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Circe

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The absolute best is "Where can you buy Peeps in August?"

Trollheart · 12-09-2012, 12:46 PM

Does that fat ****er ever use a TOILET???

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-09-2012, 12:51 PM

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my favorite moment of the day: a hood ass lady came to my register (purchasing shoes that look like something michael jackson would wear) and says "oooh gurl, my son loves michael jackson. he dresses just like him. when he puts these on, his skin is gonna start peelin' off or some ****." moral of the story, hoodrats > suburbanites.

14232949 · 12-09-2012, 01:23 PM

I've been watching this enthralling storyline take place.

Ah, inbreeding. You've really outdone yourself.

Trollheart · 12-09-2012, 03:01 PM

I love how he threatens to kill the person responsible, then admits he doesn't know who it is! Mind you, in the fourth panel, at the bottom, my translation skills failed and I have no idea what he was saying! WHy does he think going on Jeremy Kyle (assuming they'd have him) will solve his problem? No-one else there lost or had money stolen? Today's big story... it's hardly a ratings-grabber, is it?

TheBig3 · 12-09-2012, 03:06 PM

The Scot just do not speak English.

14232949 · 12-09-2012, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I love how he threatens to kill the person responsible, then admits he doesn't know who it is! Mind you, in the fourth panel, at the bottom, my translation skills failed and I have no idea what he was saying! WHy does he think going on Jeremy Kyle (assuming they'd have him) will solve his problem? No-one else there lost or had money stolen? Today's big story... it's hardly a ratings-grabber, is it?

To translate what was said;

Yes, I am thinking about it. It's the only way I will find out who is responsible because the 'scum' cannot admit to this themselves. Nevertheless I shall find out who took my money.

I believe he is under the impression Jeremy Kyle would be able to solve his conundrum for him. As he cannot fathom who the thief was.

12-09-2012, 12:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Does that fat ***er ever use a TOILET??? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

12-09-2012, 03:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	I love how he threatens to kill the person responsible, then admits he doesn't know who it is! Mind you, in the fourth panel, at the bottom, my translation skills failed and I have no idea what he was saying! WHy does he think going on Jeremy Kyle (assuming they'd have him) will solve his problem? No-one else there lost or had money stolen? Today's big story... it's hardly a ratings-grabber, is it? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-09-2012, 03:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	The Scot just do not speak English. __________________ I've moved to a new address

12-09-2012, 07:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
Circe Blunt After Blunt After Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a French-ass restaurant Posts: 337	Yeah, I know. Another one.

12-09-2012, 01:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	I've been watching this enthralling storyline take place. Ah, inbreeding. You've really outdone yourself.