Batlord! I borrowed your Neon Genesis Evangelion collection, and then left all the discs lying around to get scratched and dusty.

TBH I've done the same... BUT IF IT WAS ONE OF MY ***GOT SIBLINGS HEADS WOULD ROLL!!!

I also ate all the leftover chinese food in the fridge that you were gonna have for lunch. So yummy, lol

I'm sure you're doing the smart thing. Like, actually talking to the person you're in a relationship with is probably what ***gots do.

Makes me all nostalgic, remembering being a retarded, dramatic teenager dating other retarded, dramatic teenagers.

I didn't date anyone until I was 30, so I only have experience with being in a relationship with a level headed, rational adult. We even split up in the least dramatic way possible.

You really missed out on some high caliber melodrama.

I don't watch soap operas and I don't want to live in one either.

I love soap operas but sixteen-year-old girls just call the cops when I talk to them.

Try talking with your fly zipped. I'm told it works better.