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Scarlett O'Hara 04-12-2013 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1306269)
Wow, that is one blatant contradiction. :D
:laughing:

I know, I was just testing you.

Plankton 04-12-2013 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1306257)
I have totally done that before. Except, a pretending it's a guy. :D
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1306268)
Yay! Has anyone used their hand to pretend they were kissing it?
Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-12-2013 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1306280)
Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.
Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?

The Batlord 04-12-2013 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1306280)
I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.
I'd think a leash would be a plus.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1306282)
Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?
Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-12-2013 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1306286)
I'd think a leash would be a plus.


Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.
Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!

The Batlord 04-12-2013 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1306289)
Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!
In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.

Plankton 04-12-2013 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1306282)
Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?
Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.

The Batlord 04-12-2013 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1306291)
Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.
I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-12-2013 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1306290)
In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.
Oh well fair enough then. Nothing wrong with that!

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1306291)
Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.
That is true I have to say, but I have flatmates to do that. Still need more reasons hehe.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1306293)
I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.
Smooth Batlord, smooth.

FRED HALE SR. 04-12-2013 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1306290)
In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.
Dial up would have been awesome. I had to make do with my dads old playboys. We're talking Barbi Benton and Bo Derek type playboys, I couldn't even get it up half the time for those hags.


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