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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
My weirdness borders on Asperger's syndrome. The main difference is that most people don't know about the depths of my weirdness.
For instance, I prefer cats over people (which is pretty normal, but it gets weird) but it's extreme to the extent where I have irritated many parents of human babies with the "wanna see my baby" trick (and I show them a picture of my cat). I just don't like children, and people make me really uncomfortable most of the time.
I have a handful of seriously irrational phobias (sleeping in a hoodie could lead to unintentional strangulation, driving a small car = I would not survive a collision with something larger, strange cars parked on the side of otherwise desolate roads = everyone's gonna see my missing ass on CNN tomorrow, etc.) and I'm in a constant state of mild to severe anxiety.
(Which, by some people's standards, is pretty normal, but it's rather disruptive, so I assume that's what normal people would call abnormal.)
I love kitsch. Owls, Smurfs, Gumby, Mary Blair, whatever's weird and funky. Chances are, I want to steal your grandma's house.
My records are my babies, and I will seriously lose my shit if people around me don't know how to handle them.
I'm weird.
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That is me, too. I have to drive about 20 miles on the interstate to work and then from work five days a week, and that involves a hell of a lot of semi truck. I've got some weird paranoia that if they're passing me in the left lane, they're going to suck me under the truck and kill me. It doesn't help that they always have a slight draft that pulls me towards the truck. I always think, "Oh, hell, this is it..." anytime that happens.