Post stories about getting caught masturbating!

Dr_Rez · 11-03-2013, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

You know it's given me chronic pain, chronic fatigue, IBS and an allergy. Thanks to medication I can live a normal life. Not many men know what it's like.

216 is not many men. He knows.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 11-03-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

You know it's given me chronic pain, chronic fatigue, IBS and an allergy. Thanks to medication I can live a normal life. Not many men know what it's like.

and you let your drunk russian bf put it in the pooper anyways?? youre a risk taker and i salute you

all seriousness i prob have a better understandin than most men since i dated a girl with it for awhile. she was sore a lot and had a few surgeries over time to increase chances of havin kids. it was kinda challengin for me to date her cause it was a cause of some dumb fights but we both were immature lookin back

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-03-2013, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

and you let your drunk russian bf put it in the pooper anyways?? youre a risk taker and i salute you

all seriousness i prob have a better understandin than most men since i dated a girl with it for awhile. she was sore a lot and had a few surgeries over time to increase chances of havin kids. it was kinda challengin for me to date her cause it was a cause of some dumb fights but we both were immature lookin back

I don't have IBS symptoms all the time, in fact this year I've only had it a couple of times. So no worries about anal.

The Batlord · 11-04-2013, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

and you let your drunk russian bf put it in the pooper anyways?? youre a risk taker and i salute you

Dulce · 11-05-2013, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Take notes kiddies. This is how you lie unconvincingly.

Ouch.

chintumeenu6@gmail.com · 03-07-2016, 08:48 AM

I just finished my schooling and enjoying my summer holidays as I was bored my mom suggested me to study.I went into the room and closed the door but not LOCKED as our neighbour went to village I opened the window after an hour I recognised my mother was asleep so I pulled my pants down and got naked but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MASTUBATE. I was just enjoying the pleasure that I get when I'm naked. I was naked for almost 2 hours and felt asleep.When i got up I saw that the door was opened and I was in the blanket.I was so embrassed for that and trying to cover up the situation that it was too hot but my mom gave me a irritating look that I could never forget for the rest of my life.

Norg · 03-08-2016, 08:17 PM

Never been caught cus im ninja sneaky like that plus I had a lock on my door that's helps

Pre internet I used to sneak my dads playboy and jack off to that it was on the top of his cabinet so it was like all covered in dust so when I put it back I would re cover my prints with dust I had in my room I was sneaky like that

DwnWthVwls · 03-09-2016, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Norg

Never been caught cus im ninja sneaky like that plus I had a lock on my door that's helps

Pre internet I used to sneak my dads playboy and jack off to that it was on the top of his cabinet so it was like all covered in dust so when I put it back I would re cover my prints with dust I had in my room I was sneaky like that

lol

YorkeDaddy · 03-09-2016, 12:05 PM

I've never been caught masturbating but when I was in high school I got caught having sex because we foolishly thought it'd be fun to **** in the family room lol

DwnWthVwls · 03-09-2016, 05:30 PM

So it wasn't fun?

03-07-2016, 08:48 AM	#46 (permalink)
chintumeenu6@gmail.com Groupie Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 0	I was caught but not masturbating I just finished my schooling and enjoying my summer holidays as I was bored my mom suggested me to study.I went into the room and closed the door but not LOCKED as our neighbour went to village I opened the window after an hour I recognised my mother was asleep so I pulled my pants down and got naked but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MASTUBATE. I was just enjoying the pleasure that I get when I'm naked. I was naked for almost 2 hours and felt asleep.When i got up I saw that the door was opened and I was in the blanket.I was so embrassed for that and trying to cover up the situation that it was too hot but my mom gave me a irritating look that I could never forget for the rest of my life.

03-08-2016, 08:17 PM	#47 (permalink)
Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,344	Never been caught cus im ninja sneaky like that plus I had a lock on my door that's helps Pre internet I used to sneak my dads playboy and jack off to that it was on the top of his cabinet so it was like all covered in dust so when I put it back I would re cover my prints with dust I had in my room I was sneaky like that