>mfw customers need to get a life

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Who needs help at a thrift store?

Customers are the worst. But they are the reason you get paid so I forgive them.

You're one of those people, huh? Why on Earth should I feel any gratitude to them? They're not there to help me out any more than I'm working for minimum wage because of my love of providing prompt and polite service. They're there for whatever product they are there to buy and I am the obstacle they must overcome to get it, while they are the obstacle I must overcome to get my beer money. Customers and employees are enemies, and don't you ever forget it. It may be a Cold War most of the time, but when battle is joined you mustn't let pity or mercy cause you to hesitate. Kill the vermin. Kill them all.

Customers and employees aren't enemies unless you're bad at being both ok see you guys around

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All the chicks at my work get so stressed about customers and I'm just like dude... they don't know everything about these products like you, as a person who works here, does. They aren't stupid, just uninformed. And people are allowed to change their minds upon hearing the final price.

Employees and customers need to follow one rule and all is well.

Don't be a prick.

I've had horrible experiences on both sides of the fence and it always ends up being horrible because the other person was a huge twat.

The Dark, Bedazzled Crown of Nihilism has been passed to a more deserving misanthrope. Bow down before your new god, woman!

Sounds like you're pretty into it. You should try caring less about this tangible world.

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I care only about what I can take from others.

Man, on the real... such a big difference between misanthropy and nihilism. I'm definitely not a misanthrope. I don't hate **** for not mattering, it just is the way it is.

nailed it right here

This isn't hate. Hate implies emotion. This is impersonal malevolence.

Pretty much everyone who walks in the door. *ba dum tiss*

But seriously, the only people who require assistance at our store are usually

• fat people that have gotten caught in small garments
• people who need to see something in the jewelry case, then decide not to buy it after being told it's not "real" gold or whatever (well, no fucking shit, idiot)
• people who have ripped/peeled price tags off and are looking for a "better" deal (e.g.; "this doesn't have a price on it! I need to know how much it is!")
• inattentive parents that have somehow misplaced their children
• crazy people who don't know how to take a hint
• ????

They're really just numbers to me. I'm there to sell them products and get them to donate their stuff. I'm there to manipulate them into growing my company because that quarterly bonus looks so good in my wallet.

Unless they have a dog with them. Then we're cool.

I don't think I've ever sassed a customer for no reason. But they certainly think they're in the right for sassing us for no reason.

...when you get home and see that your mother has changed your bedsheets for you. Thanks, mom!

You're welcome sweetie....;)

That feeling when some dude at work with the hots for you blares static-x in a likely attempt to prove how metal he is... and you return with the most evil **** on your device.

Petty? Totally. What can I say, castration is a favorite pasttime.

That feeling of being forceably kicked out of your home on the internet because you had to be a badass and get a big girl job! Booo!

You get off of work and no one wants to sit next to you on the bus because you smell like grease, onions, and garlic from work. I gotta start bringing a change of clothes...

That moment when you realize your homeboy trolls the city bus for booty....


EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW................

What?! Why, I never! Coincidences, they are! I swears it!

Liar!

I have been caught. You done found me out. I plead guilty, what is my sentence?

You're probably overreacting. It might just be cause you're ugly.

No he doesn't. He just rescues their dogs.

Jesus Bats.... He's not ugly at all....

TFW you get asked back to kick off the music portion of a festival. I talked to the event organizer yesterday and he said I need to be on-stage at 11am playing the SSB. This fest has been slowly growing in size over the years, and this year, it's big enough to warrant a venue the size of Toyota Park. I'll be playing the same place where Eric Clapton, BB King, Buddy Guy, Derek Trucks, Robert Cray, Larry Carlton, Duke Robillard, Steve Vai, and quite a few more of my favorite musicians have played. This will be the biggest venue I've played to date. I'm thinking it'll be a bit of a spiritual experience for me.

Grats Plankton. Do you have any links to your music? I've never heard.

Thanks Vwls!

Linkage:
Home - Planktons Odyssey

Congrats man, to walk in the feet of giants!

And have shoes that could fit, at that.

I really appreciate that Carpe.

you come home from the market with fresh fruit and just had what was probably the greatest mango in the history of mangoes. Are they even in season? Because that **** was tops.

One of the brake lights on my car needs to be replaced and people keep slowing down and pestering me to tell me that it's not working.

mfw I just want to be left the fuck alone.

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TFW you are stocking shelves and an old man walks by singing: "Who that? Who that? I-G-G-Y.."

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Good stuff man.. I skimmed through the first CD. I'll have to check it out further when I have some time. Thanks.

"Something on my left front wheel keeps tickin'"

OH MY GOD

Our car was doing that for a while and we could never figure it out. One day it just suddenly stopped so yeah, whatever, it's all good.

Love that song.

Thank you for taking the time. Muchos gracias.

It was probably the indicator on your brake shoes, it makes noise til its ground all the way down. Better pull off the rim and at least look at it. If its drum brakes it could be an adjustment spring.

When you wanna go out and get ****ed up but you have to be responsible and save your money so you can go move somewhere cheaper so you can go out and get ****ed up more often without having to worry about not being able to afford to move somewhere cheaper.

The dilemma, it is a strong one.

Brother I've been there before.....No rereally

TFW, you wake up in your California king and there is a safety pin stuck in the meatiest part of your thigh...Argh!

mfw I sleep for 8 hours and I'm still tired

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mfw I sleep for over 12 hours and I'm still tired

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mfw I indulge in large amounts of caffeine out of sheer desperation AND I'M STILL FUCKING TIRED LORD HELP ME JESUS

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mfw I think of my future

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oh god I'm so tired

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