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ladyislingering 07-21-2014 07:10 PM

>mfw customers need to get a life

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9a8855fd9...6p8o1_1280.png

The Batlord 07-21-2014 07:20 PM

Who needs help at a thrift store?

Goofle 07-21-2014 07:28 PM

Customers are the worst. But they are the reason you get paid so I forgive them.

The Batlord 07-21-2014 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1471663)
Customers are the worst. But they are the reason you get paid so I forgive them.

You're one of those people, huh? Why on Earth should I feel any gratitude to them? They're not there to help me out any more than I'm working for minimum wage because of my love of providing prompt and polite service. They're there for whatever product they are there to buy and I am the obstacle they must overcome to get it, while they are the obstacle I must overcome to get my beer money. Customers and employees are enemies, and don't you ever forget it. It may be a Cold War most of the time, but when battle is joined you mustn't let pity or mercy cause you to hesitate. Kill the vermin. Kill them all.

Ninetales 07-21-2014 08:17 PM

Customers and employees aren't enemies unless you're bad at being both ok see you guys around

Carpe Mortem 07-21-2014 08:19 PM

^

All the chicks at my work get so stressed about customers and I'm just like dude... they don't know everything about these products like you, as a person who works here, does. They aren't stupid, just uninformed. And people are allowed to change their minds upon hearing the final price.

Exo 07-21-2014 08:25 PM

Employees and customers need to follow one rule and all is well.

Don't be a prick.

I've had horrible experiences on both sides of the fence and it always ends up being horrible because the other person was a huge twat.

The Batlord 07-21-2014 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1471681)
^

All the chicks at my work get so stressed about customers and I'm just like dude... they don't know everything about these products like you, as a person who works here, does. They aren't stupid, just uninformed. And people are allowed to change their minds upon hearing the final price.

The Dark, Bedazzled Crown of Nihilism has been passed to a more deserving misanthrope. Bow down before your new god, woman!

Carpe Mortem 07-21-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1471688)
The Dark, Bedazzled Crown of Nihilism has been passed to a more deserving misanthrope. Bow down before your new god, woman!

Sounds like you're pretty into it. You should try caring less about this tangible world.

:pimp:

The Batlord 07-21-2014 08:48 PM

I care only about what I can take from others.

Carpe Mortem 07-21-2014 08:59 PM

Man, on the real... such a big difference between misanthropy and nihilism. I'm definitely not a misanthrope. I don't hate **** for not mattering, it just is the way it is.

GuD 07-21-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1471683)
Employees and customers need to follow one rule and all is well.

Don't be a prick.

I've had horrible experiences on both sides of the fence and it always ends up being horrible because the other person was a huge twat.

nailed it right here

The Batlord 07-21-2014 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1471695)
Man, on the real... such a big difference between misanthropy and nihilism. I'm definitely not a misanthrope. I don't hate **** for not mattering, it just is the way it is.

This isn't hate. Hate implies emotion. This is impersonal malevolence.

ladyislingering 07-21-2014 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1471660)
Who needs help at a thrift store?

Pretty much everyone who walks in the door. *ba dum tiss*

But seriously, the only people who require assistance at our store are usually
  • fat people that have gotten caught in small garments
  • people who need to see something in the jewelry case, then decide not to buy it after being told it's not "real" gold or whatever (well, no fucking shit, idiot)
  • people who have ripped/peeled price tags off and are looking for a "better" deal (e.g.; "this doesn't have a price on it! I need to know how much it is!")
  • inattentive parents that have somehow misplaced their children
  • crazy people who don't know how to take a hint
  • ????

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1471663)
Customers are the worst. But they are the reason you get paid so I forgive them.

They're really just numbers to me. I'm there to sell them products and get them to donate their stuff. I'm there to manipulate them into growing my company because that quarterly bonus looks so good in my wallet.

Unless they have a dog with them. Then we're cool.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1471683)
Employees and customers need to follow one rule and all is well.

Don't be a prick.

I've had horrible experiences on both sides of the fence and it always ends up being horrible because the other person was a huge twat.

I don't think I've ever sassed a customer for no reason. But they certainly think they're in the right for sassing us for no reason.

Isbjørn 07-23-2014 02:16 PM

...when you get home and see that your mother has changed your bedsheets for you. Thanks, mom!

RoxyRollah 07-23-2014 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1472069)
...when you get home and see that your mother has changed your bedsheets for you. Thanks, mom!

You're welcome sweetie....;)

Carpe Mortem 07-23-2014 05:41 PM

That feeling when some dude at work with the hots for you blares static-x in a likely attempt to prove how metal he is... and you return with the most evil **** on your device.

Petty? Totally. What can I say, castration is a favorite pasttime.

RoxyRollah 07-23-2014 05:43 PM

That feeling of being forceably kicked out of your home on the internet because you had to be a badass and get a big girl job! Booo!

GuD 07-23-2014 05:50 PM

You get off of work and no one wants to sit next to you on the bus because you smell like grease, onions, and garlic from work. I gotta start bringing a change of clothes...

RoxyRollah 07-23-2014 05:54 PM

That moment when you realize your homeboy trolls the city bus for booty....


EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW................

GuD 07-23-2014 05:57 PM

What?! Why, I never! Coincidences, they are! I swears it!

RoxyRollah 07-23-2014 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1472124)
What?! Why, I never! Coincidences, they are! I swears it!

Liar!

GuD 07-23-2014 06:06 PM

I have been caught. You done found me out. I plead guilty, what is my sentence?

The Batlord 07-23-2014 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1472122)
You get off of work and no one wants to sit next to you on the bus because you smell like grease, onions, and garlic from work. I gotta start bringing a change of clothes...

You're probably overreacting. It might just be cause you're ugly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1472123)
That moment when you realize your homeboy trolls the city bus for booty....


EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW................

No he doesn't. He just rescues their dogs.

RoxyRollah 07-23-2014 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1472131)
You're probably overreacting. It might just be cause you're ugly.



No he doesn't. He just rescues their dogs.

Jesus Bats.... He's not ugly at all....

Plankton 07-24-2014 09:46 AM

TFW you get asked back to kick off the music portion of a festival. I talked to the event organizer yesterday and he said I need to be on-stage at 11am playing the SSB. This fest has been slowly growing in size over the years, and this year, it's big enough to warrant a venue the size of Toyota Park. I'll be playing the same place where Eric Clapton, BB King, Buddy Guy, Derek Trucks, Robert Cray, Larry Carlton, Duke Robillard, Steve Vai, and quite a few more of my favorite musicians have played. This will be the biggest venue I've played to date. I'm thinking it'll be a bit of a spiritual experience for me.

DwnWthVwls 07-24-2014 10:09 AM

Grats Plankton. Do you have any links to your music? I've never heard.

Plankton 07-24-2014 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1472254)
Grats Plankton. Do you have any links to your music? I've never heard.

Thanks Vwls!

Linkage:
Home - Planktons Odyssey

Carpe Mortem 07-24-2014 11:09 AM

Congrats man, to walk in the feet of giants!

And have shoes that could fit, at that.

Plankton 07-24-2014 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1472268)
Congrats man, to walk in the feet of giants!

And have shoes that could fit, at that.

I really appreciate that Carpe.

GuD 07-24-2014 06:18 PM

you come home from the market with fresh fruit and just had what was probably the greatest mango in the history of mangoes. Are they even in season? Because that **** was tops.

ladyislingering 07-24-2014 10:50 PM

One of the brake lights on my car needs to be replaced and people keep slowing down and pestering me to tell me that it's not working.

mfw I just want to be left the fuck alone.

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DwnWthVwls 07-24-2014 11:10 PM

Spoiler for For lady :D:


TFW you are stocking shelves and an old man walks by singing: "Who that? Who that? I-G-G-Y.."

http://thoughtleadershipleverage.com.../confusing.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1472258)
Thanks Vwls!

Linkage:
Home - Planktons Odyssey

Good stuff man.. I skimmed through the first CD. I'll have to check it out further when I have some time. Thanks.

ladyislingering 07-25-2014 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1472445)
Spoiler for For lady :D:

"Something on my left front wheel keeps tickin'"

OH MY GOD

Our car was doing that for a while and we could never figure it out. One day it just suddenly stopped so yeah, whatever, it's all good.

Love that song.

Plankton 07-25-2014 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1472445)
Good stuff man.. I skimmed through the first CD. I'll have to check it out further when I have some time. Thanks.

Thank you for taking the time. Muchos gracias.

FRED HALE SR. 07-25-2014 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1472454)
"Something on my left front wheel keeps tickin'"

OH MY GOD

Our car was doing that for a while and we could never figure it out. One day it just suddenly stopped so yeah, whatever, it's all good.

Love that song.

It was probably the indicator on your brake shoes, it makes noise til its ground all the way down. Better pull off the rim and at least look at it. If its drum brakes it could be an adjustment spring.

GuD 07-25-2014 08:34 PM

When you wanna go out and get ****ed up but you have to be responsible and save your money so you can go move somewhere cheaper so you can go out and get ****ed up more often without having to worry about not being able to afford to move somewhere cheaper.

The dilemma, it is a strong one.

RoxyRollah 07-26-2014 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1472700)
When you wanna go out and get ****ed up but you have to be responsible and save your money so you can go move somewhere cheaper so you can go out and get ****ed up more often without having to worry about not being able to afford to move somewhere cheaper.

The dilemma, it is a strong one.

Brother I've been there before.....No rereally

RoxyRollah 07-26-2014 04:27 AM

TFW, you wake up in your California king and there is a safety pin stuck in the meatiest part of your thigh...Argh!

ladyislingering 07-26-2014 11:17 PM

mfw I sleep for 8 hours and I'm still tired

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lin0qq5cHJ1qaleq1.gif

mfw I sleep for over 12 hours and I'm still tired

http://media.tumblr.com/46ce0dddf115...O9R1r8ayy5.gif

mfw I indulge in large amounts of caffeine out of sheer desperation AND I'M STILL FUCKING TIRED LORD HELP ME JESUS

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Sleepy+...bb_3766656.gif

mfw I think of my future

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S5dFdpF6xm...rajection).jpg

oh god I'm so tired

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