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tfw you're only 25 and you're starting to think you're already past your physical prime, despite having a really nice figure and perfect complexion.

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tfw you're starting to notice fine lines on your face and you don't smoke or do anything shitty to your body that could ever possibly warrant such hideous aging

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but you have perfect hair so you don't feel completely helpless against time

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your head feels like it's inflating and going to take you on a magic journey to a magical part of the sun where you can surf on what I can only awesome to be lava times infinity in hotness and also the ice cream never melts

Somebody's high.

im not sure if i wrote only awesome or only assume. sombeodoy helps

TFW you got out of bed at 5:30pm and it's already 9pm, and you don't see yourself falling asleep anytime soon.

I want to be as stoned as you are right now.

It's the weed I got in Vancouver!

Honestly it's pretty decent but I gotta hit it like... twice as hard to get there. pretty sire my head's gonna pop. or it did. im not sure ill be able to answer for my pizza which

by my calculations

is due any minute. fml i can barely hear otta my right ears. im so stoned im practically tripping someone help

Sit in a comfortable spot and just enjoy it. Just drift for a while. You paid good money for that glorious green.

...you've worked 9 days in a row, and won't get a day off until you've worked 13. I'm fucking exhausted.

^back to work coffee break is over...;)

TFW you get out of school half an hour early because of minor technical difficulties.

TFW hungry... No food, no money till tomorrow.

That additional feeling when... Forced weight loss! :D

tfw you're holding and you think a cop car is following you and you start thinking of places you can hide it but then the cop car takes a different turn than you. :p:

I have an infallible plan to avoid getting arrested/ticketed:

Don't do stupid illegal shit where you can get caught.

It's not that hard, man.

Looks like you're knocking out your infallible plan of being preachy and annoying.

But that means letting the drug dealer into your house. I'd rather risk getting pulled over with a dub sack in my console than let Skeevey McSketchypants into my house.

But how else am i gonna get a dime bag?

The way i see it is it shouldn't be illegal in the first place i wanna get a little high in the comfort of my own home without hurting anyone.

i know this doesn't change the fact it's illegal so if that means having a few paranoid moments with cops, so be it.

They can't search you unless they smell it or see it already when they pull you over. They don't generally frisk your... crotch. so, you know, balance it between the coconuts and the tree if it's only a dime bag. Or... invest in 'stealthy' car seat covers. Unless they're searching your car for heroin or some **** with a dog, you'd be clear.

Also jesus christ Plankton, what are your hours like?? I thought that kinda **** was illegal

I'm just saying that the only people who are afraid of the police are people who are doing something slimy or just on that illegal fence where it's not really a big deal but somehow still illegal (in which case, handle it better, try not to be a knob, and you'll be fine).

I'm pretty sure being drunk in public is illegal but I've done it many times, successfully, on foot. Never worried about anything because I'm not an idiot.

The worst of them are the people who whine about cops in traffic, like "I can't believe the cops pulled me over for driving 60 in a 35! Damn pigs!" Yeeeah, because he totally had no reason to stop you from driving like a dumbshit.

If it's not too far you could always walk, or if the contents aren't too large you can always stash them in a slightly questionable but secure place. A lot of paranoid/risky situations can be avoided just by using a little sense. (Carry some pepper spray with you if it's legal in your state, just in case the guy is a psycho.)

Don't get me wrong. I'm all about people doing what they want with drugs that really don't do them any harm whatsoever. All I was saying is that mayyyybe if you're gonna be driving your stuff home, you should have a plan so you don't feel so afraid.

(My feelings about gross things like meth and heroin are a lot different, though.)

TFW the closing manager leaves work while he's on the clock to take me to pick up weed, and he takes bong rips while we are at the dealer's house.

This dude I know keeps all his **** in the back door of his car, he takes the cover off the little arm rest on the door and sticks it right in. I would have honestly never guessed.

Prolly ain't gonna skip a border packing like that for a stop patrol? No prob.

Keep it kvttee man, cops are bastards sometimes.

I'm tryna sell my guitar amp so I can go to Beach Goth 2014 music fest and am having no luck. It's either I hardly eat for like a week and go to the show while barely making rent or sell the amp and eat maybe two more packets of Ramen with some more veggies... or I don't go. Which would be heinous.

**** I don't even know if I can get the time off. **** working weekends! **** it!!! So sick of this ****. ankjbalsdgalkjsbdlajksfkasdf

Normal hours (8 hr work days), but the 2 other jobs besides my usual are side jobs for a friend. Restoring a 100 y.o. house, and some fire restoration. Tearing out walls, floors, etc, painting, installing some wood flooring, and some electrical and plumbing work. I'm his go-to guy, since I'm kind of a perfectionist, and I work hard to get the job done in a timely manner. Mad skillz. Cheese and rice.

What's this unapproved break I see going on here^ LESS CHATTER MORE WORK!

*Aw crap. Busted.*

Yesum boss. Right away boss. Please don't use the whip.

Don't force my hand.

TFW you walk into a gas station dressed like Michonne. ..
**** you looking at ppl I'm going to work!

TFW you realize you've just itched your eye and realize you forgot to wash your hands after cutting up an uber spicy pepper.

(happened very recently and I was in some major serious pain for about 15 brutal minutes)

^ha!

i've done that and then gone to the bathroom. this was a week after I gave my coworker a bunch of grief over doing the same thing...

they were so red
it was so awful

Oh man, been there. I remember making bacon wrapped peppers once and I actually just rubbed my lip and holy crap. I wear rubber gloves and I am super careful these days.

TFW you have to exsplain to the cops why you are covered in "blood" .....

Really It's my Halloween costume. One of 87 Halloween costumes,but still its a costume damnit!

:laughing:

My mom is helping me plan my dead hooker outfit for Halloween night. Instead of a junkie I'm going to be a victim of Jack the Ripper (who will hopefully be played by my friend) and I'll slash my dress, cover it and my neck in slash wounds and blood. Plus I'll get a copy of the JTR symbol he put on his victims.

Quit laughing I had to talk my way outta that ticket!

You mean flash your tits.

Pretty much yea.

Oh if by flash my tits you mean addressing the officer by his rank,being friendly and having my forensics shirt in the back window then yeah...;)

Once I went to a Halloween party as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction, complete with a bloody nose and a needle sticking out of my chest. Let me tell you, that one was hard to explain to the McDonald's staff at 3 in the morning. Not to mention other party go-ers who were very concerned about my apparent nosebleed. :laughing:

so is there a place where they sell those or...