you're curled up in the shower wondering why you don't have breasts, a vagina, and the capacity to birth children- not that you really want to. not right now, at least.

A vagina feels nice to be in, but sometimes I wonder why I can't have breasts to play with. I love boobs because nothing is more fun than playing with boobs.

TFW you find an exceptionally long eyebrow or arm hair, and you get the same sense of satisfaction from pulling it out as you do from popping a zit.

That feeling when the vag feels kinda sandy and gritty.

Paying for 6 slices of bacon.

Getting 7 >>>

That feeling when someone compliments your taste and it's a girl. Can't help feeling a little flattered.

TFW a guy you don't know but talked to once keeps saying hi and purposely sits beside you in the computer lab (and has b.o.).

When I went to my community college to apply for classes the entire place smelled like a gym. I mean, I figure some people have problems with BO, but when the entire building reeks of it, there's a problem.

that feeling when you get hit on by attractive older men but they're not Morrissey. :(

Yikes, remind me not to go there! I suppose I am at an IT college so it kind of makes sense. It generally doesn't smell too bad because they have air conditioning but yeah I was like ugh leave me alone Mr Smelly Bum.

You smelled his bum? Gross.

I was like:

http://lifewithadog.files.wordpress....10-57-46-1.jpg

TFW, a radio advertisement says Oaksterdam University is coming to Atlantic City, only to find out it's a seminar and you can't actually go to "Cannabis College" if you live in NJ :( I got really excited, back to pursuing my ****ty Physical Therapy PhD.

Chris Christie isn't even allowing real plants for the demo. They have to use basil. What a douche.

that feeling when you slide down a palm tree like its a stripper pole,and your entire class looks at you like...
soo what did you do for a living before forensics. ... .

I'm...so emburassed....(batlord I splet that like that on purpose)

What kind of slide? :P

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Top right...!

Just ****ing witcha bottom right.
Right hand to God.

I don't believe in god and the top right makes for a much better mental image. TY

Please return with more amazing in the near future.

PS - The other google images I got while searching for that one were amazing.

When was the last time you saw a palm tree bro?!

That's virtually impossible to do ...Top right. Bottom right however was on lock down..
We were locked in the pool area studying so we had to jump the fence, after 6 bottles of wine between 8 of us... Ah who knew that occupation would pay off 8 years later...

"Go West, young man"


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That feeling when http://oi60.tinypic.com/2yzd7km.jpg is so far the best feeling I've ever felt

TFW you just feel old and out of touch.

welcome to the past 10 years of my life.

How so?

Right arent you in your 20's?

Just turned 25 but I've always been drastically out of touch with people my own age and younger and up to 10 years older. We just never seem to have a lot to talk about.

Yay! Go you. :)

That feeling when your mom pre-orders the new AFX album on vinyl for you because you've been helping her out with bills and food and are now too poor to buy it. I have the coolest mom. :)

My "big sister" saw that my mom pre-ordered this for me, thought she was some chick after my dick and said it was sweet. :/

tfw you knock over your beer again because you are getting pretty wasted. And you think to yourself - "That's it. Time for a change. I can't keep on living like this. If I don't change my ways... man, it's not going to end up well."

Get it.

tfw you're cleaning the toilet and you think you might have to call a priest to quell the Ghost of Shitmas Past

http://riversofgrue.files.wordpress...._of_grue-3.gif

Shit? I've seen way worst than shit in the women's bathroom.

...

Also, some asshole threw his shitty toilet paper on the floor instead of the toilet the other day.. Glad I'm not the cleaning guy at this job.

tfw you couldn't differentiate your work keys from your house keys so your nice roommate lets you in and helps you figure out which key opens your room door.

Sitjan, you may not speak very good English. As a matter of fact, your English is terrible. But you're from fvcking Korea and you've always been understanding. Thanks Sitjan.

You fall asleep on a couch with a pillow in your hands, and wake up hours later to actually put it under your head

TFW you walk into work and your job is to hang severed heads from the ceiling.
I work in the right spot <3!

Sounds like fun… for Batlord….

I'd totally pretend to be your son on bring your kid to work day.

I'd totally let you...

At least until you realized you'd have to let people think you were old enough to have a teenage son.

Sad part is now a days I am old enough to have one..