Just because people don't complain when a building-sized lizard takes their ****, doesn't mean it's not theft.

I see the whole music stealing thing as this.

1. If you like an artist and have money, buy it.

2. If you like an artist but really don't have much money, pirate it.

3. If you like an artist, but have money and don't buy any of their music. Share it so someone else will probably buy it.

TFW: You realize you look just like a younger version of the oracle from the matrix.

Generally I don't enjoy stealing from artists that I really like (sometimes), and that I know aren't making ridiculous profit margins. The select few that actually need the dough and not just another fan will get my monies.

Got any pearls of wisdom for me, sweet cheeks?

Always. Tell me what ails you.

Well, that rash hasn't cleared up yet.

Bathe thoroughly by the pale moonlight on the last day of the month.
Purches an anti itch cream as well.

That last batch I tried almost burned my nuts off.

Because you forgot to bathe.

But I like wallowing in my own stench.

TFW you were expecting your paycheck to come in today but the person at your work did the payroll late so it'll be coming in tomorrow by direct deposit and it ruins your plans for the day.

What's really baking my noodle is, would I have still noticed if you hadn't said anything?

Would fire.

Thing is, I get my paycheck a day before everyone else because my bank has some fluke or super fancy system so if I get it by tomorrow the company isn't technically doing anything wrong.

Question the oracle. ^.....

Would fire anyway.

Would promote.

;).

You are not spoon bending material.

http://www.barthopkins.com/blog/wp-c...rix-smoker.jpg

TFW you see an album cover for the first time, recognize Albert Fish on sight, and you don't feel good about yourself or the things you do.



http://www.metalblade.com/us/covers/...fTheUnholy.jpg

Don't feel bad , I picked him out at first glance as well.

He stuck out to me because he's the only one without a hat and now that you mention it I know who he is.

Tfw you just get home from a nice days worth of just not giving a fvck. It's nice.

TFW some a*hole dumps a couple tons of rock in front of your house blocking your drive way because you politely asked them not to block the driveway.

HEY

They might be valuable one day. Maybe he's doing you a favor.

Make a rock man.

TFW you're looking for the awesome looking moment in a porn video that you saw in the thumbnail and you find it like immediately

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...psts2je2vx.png

I tried making Jackhammer a meme once on 4chan by posting his face everywhere in reply to everything.

My only complaint about this is that it would have taken only a tiny bit more effort to give him Sonic the Hedgehog shoes.


http://static1.mygameslounge.com/upl..._9-209x300.png

I say just put his face on sonic.. they have the same smile.

meh

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...psebgoc6sr.png

That's exactly how it is too!

TFW you're super smashed and you go to Denny's with a friend and he orders a waffle and then he starts eating it but doesn't cut it up by the squares but jumps right it and makes some crazy pancake diagonal cut on a waffle and it really ****s with you but then you realize that it's okay because the world is a melting pot and diversity of opinions on how to cut waffles is what make this place interesting and it doesn't even matter if you cut your waffles into perfect little squares when you eat them because that's what you like and your friend might like something different and your run on sentence is starting to make you look like a fool so you decide to stop right here.

Hey.

I make the mostly unintelligible drunken posts around here. Step off.

Really? I read this with no problem. :confused:

Smashed? Dude, you're high as ****, aren't you? And your friend's an *******.

Smashed = drunk you dumb ****, but thank you for taking my (clearly correct) side on the issue.

I know smashed means drunk. I was saying that you clearly sounded high, as opposed to drunk.

I have drunk epiphanies about coexistence from time to time, but I see where you're coming from.

At least you don't think your Bob Marley, like some of our posters.;).