But I'm still here.

Why does this seem familiar...

Tfw you're an underground metal superstar

Don't forget us when you're playing basement shows.

Psh.... playing shows

That's not true. You obviously never been to downtown Salt Lake. It's the weirdest mix between rich glamorous people and filthy homeless people lighting up meth pipes on the curb.

I know where I'm moving.

Makes me wanna pick back up in my travel journal

Really? Not worried about an awkward run-in with the ex??

Shh. Let DJ masturbate to social engineering in peace.

A swing and a hit from Chelsea! :laughing:

No, because I remember some politician saying something along those lines of us having the lowest number of homeless people or something with a completely fake statistic.

Good to be back in the game... must admit I do miss MB whenever I stray. :)

Solid

Yeah that politician has been putting out the word like crazy. This is the article I read.


Utah Reduced Chronic Homelessness By 91 Percent; Here's How : NPR

I did visit Utah once but wad in Bountiful then headed to SLC just to catch a bus and get the hell out of dodge.

tfw hot librarian.

TFW gay homeless ptostitute is all over your junk like yo lemme get that and you're like jfc dude nty and he's like bwaaaaaa T_T and then you sew him again the next day and it happens again and yer like ffs GET ME OUT OF S ****ING F NAME SOMETZING AND IVE SEEN IT ALREADY GFD

Call the police.

I've got a knife. He's harmless.

Homelessness is at an all time high here. It's really bad. They Spread from SLC to West Valley.

Prove it.

Stats say otherwise.

TFW even the coolest of your older relatives say racist bs. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only white person I know who is genuinely not racist.

#firstworldwhitemaleprivilegeproblems

At Thanksgiving my uncle, grandfather, and I were watching TV and this commercial with a black couple reading to their children came on, and my uncles goes, "If I see one more commercial with a black couple who's together in a house..."

And my grandfather turns to him and says, "It's a fable."

They continued on for that for I don't know how long cause I left the room and started drinking.

^Stop watching TV.

**** YOUR GOD!!! i

TFW you're putting off eating your first leftover turkey sandwich until your stomach is eating itself cause it'll be the best sandwich ever and you don't wanna waste it.

lol @ illusory correlation

I wasn't making any correlation. That was just spite.

Tfw you return to mb cause the main forum you use is down.

traitor

tfw you wake up next to an empty can of cheap beer and a cup of moldy tapioca. neither were mine and when the rain settled I still couldn't figure out why anyone would ever drink that nastiness of the latter, spoiled or not. also my head hurts from LSD.

If that's one of your drawings as your avvy, I kinda like it.

Mb as always been my side bitch I only call whenever I'm extremely bored and lonely.

thanks!

it sure is. i drew it in a friend's notebook. i also drew her a picture of my dick.

It's a guy with a hat in an invisible rocking chair.

TFW you get everything done in a day that you told yourself you would, then you give yourself guilt-free permission not to do **** all for a day or two.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...68/725/c91.gif

Spy vs Spy?

That's the first thing that popped in my mind.