But they'll still have flapjack asses.

Then find a girl that already has a big ol' booty. Gosh.

Are you, though?

In public I'm pretty bumptious.

Probably hiding you inner emo.
Nice word though. Never seen it used before.

But if I can feed them steak then I don't have to worry about that. I can MAKE a big ol' booty.

Yeah, because most people don't want to hear that ****. It's true.


Thanks, I used to do this thing called 'word of the week' at one of my jobs and everybody liked it. Having a larger vocabulary makes people think I'm smarter than I actually am.

Caramelized onions too and hells ja.

Adding extra stuff doesn't really help the steak, it doesn't need it. There are a lot of great recipes you can make with flank steak because the alternative isn't as good as a porterhouse or something like that.

They honestly really don't care so you shouldn't feel bad at all.

I can't even deal with that. I'm always marinated my steaks for a minimum of 2 hours with different marinades. You can just go to the store and buy marinade packets that have instructions/simple ingredients to make different marinades and then you are good to go. Pack that steak with flavor. Don't listen to this guys and their flavorless steaks.

Or toss money at it.

But, like, I do like the taste of just pure meat that is tender and ****. But I also like marinades. **** you all. I think I'm gonna buck the trend and just use variety.

Really depends on the steak. A good quality one is good on its own and DJ is a classless bastard for saying otherwise.

Carnivores :rolleyes:

I know the beauty of delicious proteins, I choose not to eat them because I don't support the industry.. I still cheat sometimes, it's hard.

I don't even know if they have a pigeon industry, but I catch it on my own and that's the meat that I eat most.

Dude, me too.

Do you sell the leftovers for tuppence a bag?

Did you know?

Another word for a females Vagina.
A man has a winkle and a woman has a tuppence.

You really need to read this study: "Snatch," "hole," or "honey-pot"? Semantic categories and the problem of nonspecificity in female genital slang

Go variety.

I had an awesome Sirloin steak that was wrapped in bacon and I marinaded it in a peppercorn garlic sauce.

It came out so ****ing good.

^Haha.. I remember you posting that a long time ago.

This is a classic:

Agree m8, people wank over seasonings and marinades too much, of course they're good but if the raw ingredients are good enough they should speak for themselves and will be delicious on their own.

Yeah. I consider even a sauce to be sacrilege if the steak is as it should be.

Flank steaks and the occasional sirloin get a pass on getting churched up.

Agreed that flank normally needs a bit of window dressing. But any really good cut needs only a bit of olive oil and S&P. That and a smoking hot cast iron skillet along with 10 minutes of rest before you cut into it.

That's usually what I do.

+ getting to room temperature for about 40 mins, oiling the steak and not the pan, then letting rest for as long as I cooked it.

If it's a shit steak I like mustard with it, strong as fuck and burns my nose.

People think they're helping but are hurting instead. Personal space. Boundaries. None of which are ever respected. I ****ing hate everyone I've ever met.

That's because you never met me.

Don't listen to him, WD. He has a neckbeard and makes horrorcore.

Don't listen to him WD, he smells bad and listens to horrorcore.

All neckbeards smell bad and listen to horrorcore.

I'm not listening to anyone ever again.

You know what? I was told that I was the exception.

By your mom?

nb4 my mom

No, some fat chick in high school said I actually smell good. But she ironically smelled bad.

Your sister?

My sisters are much older than me. Just some fat chick.

Older but still hot?

Two are married, one is probably on meth at the moment, and one died as an infant. If you want I could hook you up with the dead infant.

Does she have any meat on her bones?

I don't know, I haven't checked.

You didn't eat her?