No, but this conversation is making me hungry for chicken wings though.

I'll get the shovel.

Well I'm not going to eat my dead sister's corpse... it won't taste as good as it sounds...

A dead baby in a coffin is sort of like that Hawaiian thing where they bury a big and then cook it. It makes dead kids taste all the more succulent.

Well she died before I was born.

I refuse to eat it if I didn't kill it myself.

So you never eat out?

Obviously. But only if I kill her first.

I'm sure she'd be a delicacy somewhere in Asia.

How much would they pay?

He does that before the killing nomsayin.

In case you didn't know what I was saying, I was saying that he performs cunnilingus on babies before he kills them.

You guys are so edgy. *yawn*

But did you get my post though?

.

Yeah, but it wouldn't have taken me so long if you'd have added *wink wink nudge nudge*.

nomsayin not nqwertyysayin

So it's true what they say. Germans really don't have a sense of humor.

Killing children is no laughing matter.
Laughing during the process distracts and lowers efficiency.

We made King Gordy proud.

You live in German, you speak Germany. Trust me, you're German.

I even took an extremely germany first and last name this year.

Changing identities is for terrorists.

And snitches.

You know my former name. It was difficult as ****.
Not that I necessarily deny the terrorist angle.

nqwertyyandfrownlandsayin

Oh ja...carry on.

tfw you find money (£15)

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You can't acquire necessary alcohol.

I snorted hand sanitizer yesterday.

You snorted hand sanitiser because you couldn't get drink?

:eek:

Yep. Idk how else to erase what I've seen and learned these past few years. I'd love to make some positive memories somehow but it feels like the world is hell bent on keeping me down. Paranoia and depression are ****ing monsters.

Have you tried to nip this in the bud at all?

Yep. I know the 5W's to every problem I have. The solution is getting out of SF and forgetting I ever lived here. I've been walking around in circles for too long, the city is just a blur of triggering bad memories.

Move to Palm Desert and just hang out with Brant Bjork and smoke blunts all day.

There is going to come a time when you realize that you are the only one keeping you down and working towards fixing that is the only way to make progress.

Move to Utah.

I'm sure he would love the Great Mormon Kingdom.

Utah is pretty great for Homeless people though. They curbed their homelessness rates so much by giving them foreclosed homes and having them follow up with a counselor.

I can totally see WD becoming some kind of born again whatever at some point in his later life.

One of those dudes who goes on an internet forum to tell everyone how great it is that he's so happy now and that we should all consider the good news? And then when he gets told to **** off he doesn't turn the other cheek and the situation devolves into an epic ****storm until he is eventually banned?

Exactly.