ladyislingering

tfw you have a very nice trainee manager in your store but he talks like Ted Bundy and you just can't trust the guy.

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Plankton

I think he has some candy in his van outside. Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Pet_Sounds

My creepy story:

When I was nine years old, I was playing baseball at a neighbourhood park with my best friend. Some guy came up to us and told us he had candy in his car. We'd been well trained. I threw the bat at him and we ran like hell. Unfortunately, neither of us thought to note the make of his car or its license number. I still get nightmares about it.

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Plankton

Posting in the style of the Batlord:

You missed out on a chance to get some free candy though.

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Chula Vista

My entry:

You should have taken the candy and then bitten his dick off.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ladyislingering

tfw a young person you know seems relatively stable and having a good day but they're dead inside and probably beyond help and it makes you feel sorry for their struggle, but you also wonder if people can sense the same thing in yourself

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John Wilkes Booth

i had a close call myself. i was about 10 or 11. i made pretty much every wrong decision that they say you shouldn't make. i dunno why really... i knew there were perverts out there i just always seem to need to learn things the hard way.

there was this hotel that my aunt/uncle/cousins used to come stay at in florida, and they would get us a room there too. my aunt was a travel agent so she had a way of getting cheap rooms. so this was basically some sort of annual tradition though it didn't happen every single year it happened a lot and usually at some point during the end of the summer.

anyway my cousin is about my age and female. this year she had brought another girl with her too. and i had met some girl at the hotel who was around our age. so we were all basically hanging out around the game room of the hotel and and there were plenty of other kids there too and every once in a while there would be this older looking guy, maybe 50 or so, looked like someone's parent really. we saw him a few times outside the game room and he was pretty friendly and nobody thought anything of it, we just assumed he must be someone's parent.

anyway one time i saw him by myself and he was like you know they leave the key to the roof in the stairwell of this place? how cool would it be to go on the roof of this place. keep in mind it was a pretty tall building and i was from south florida and not really used to heights so to me it sounded pretty cool. so we get up to the top and he pretends to look for the key for a bit. then he sits down and is like man you have some big feet. put your foot right here and lemme see how big it is... indicating to his crotch. and i was like nah... and he was like what is it? money? you want money? let me go get you some money.. and then he ran down the stairs. i dunno if he actually went to get money and come back or if he panicked and realized he couldn't do it. cause realistically there was nobody there to stop him. anyway i counted my blessings and got the **** out of there and warned my cousin and the other kids about him.

Mondo Bungle

sent a friend a death industrial track and he replied "that's great!"

dunno what to make of that

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Plankton

Tfw it's your last day living with the GF. Tomorrow, I'm a free man.

My God it feels good. No more drama, no more bull****, no more dreading every single ****ing minute of being around her. I saw her through cancer and moved in with her 3 years ago to help her out, and now she's 100% recovered, and cancer free. There's absolutely no reason for me to stay with her anymore. There's no love, and there's absolutely no physical attraction. I'd rather be alone, than be with someone that makes me miserable.

Sitting here deciding on whether to hit 'post' or not.

**** it.

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The Batlord

Damn. Didn't even know you were having probs.

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