It's never a profound moment, but my thing is to always try and fly if I ever have a lucid dream. Which happened finally. Not jump off a building, but to just fly even though I'm afraid of heights.

Anyone ever get that feels like you'll just never be as into music as you used to be? Just... Uber ****ing jaded dgaf. Kind of a sad one.

Tfw your album needs more guitar solos but you can't pinpoint where so you put them everywhere

Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO

As Yngwie Malmsteen said; "Less is more?... how can that be? It's impossible... more is more".

Too bad he can't apply this philosophy to his hack songwriting. His widdly doos are pretty repetitive too come to think of it. If I was Swedish I would be a tax evader so that he couldn't benefit off of me.

Oops, spelled his name wrong.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...isingForce.jpg

Anyway, I definitely think he's too much more often than not, but I do like his debut album, 'Rising Force'. I can only take so much neo-classical heavy metal wankery, so I don't need any other Malmsteen albums.

Thing about Yngwie is that he presents a lot without having anything interesting to back it up. I look to Blackmore for my neoclassical metal needs.

Then John Cage would sue him.

TFW you realize that if ghosts exist then one by one, every building on earth will eventually become haunted.

*is already

Ghosts are real, scientists call them dark matter.

That feeling when you miss somebody so you look them up and now you miss them more. It's a trap, don't do it. ****ing social media is bull****. I don't regret it.

Girls have cooties anyway. Everyone knows that.

I figure he probably looked up his dad and cried at the screen for 20 minutes incoherently blubbering about birthday cards and baseball games.

TFW you talk to the first girl you've been even slightly attracted to in two years or so and she mentions a boyfriend. Well, here's to two more years.

Tfw when you stumble across a song on your computer someone (a friend from a forum I used to frequent who decided that he was in love with me) wrote for you ages ago and it's oddly depressing to listen to.

TFW you're too 上手.

No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives.

After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding.

I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手.

Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの？

I'd have thanked them and told them I'd give either of them a discount on their next marriage.

TFW it burns when you pee :mad:

Fix yo dick. :(

:(

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Stop peeing so close to the fire.

UTIs suck. It has passed now though. Cranberry juice and iced tea came in clutch.

Yeah, I should probably stop pouring baby oil on it while doing that also.

TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, go all the way to work at 6, and turns out you're not on the schedule. Thank god Hardee's is on the way home or it would have been a gigantic waste of time. Sausage biscuits = life.

at least you have the day off

Coconut oil >>>

Hardee's also has the best biscuits and gravy in the business.

I came to the sad realization that the stereotype of Tech N9ne fans, which doesn't apply to me, is true. Most of them do think he's a good lyricist just because he raps fast.

Considering how many juggalo Tech N9ne fans I've met I think it should go without saying that he's probably ass at lyrics.

You know that's not true. The bigger artists in that circle are decent. Tech N9ne has a great technical ability and he's great at telling a story but where he lacks is he has a lot of corny lines. When he's good he's good and when he's bad he's decent.

Juggalos don't know any better though. They hear a fast rapper and call him a lyricist. Even if they are rapping single syllable ****. I literally had an argument with some dumb ass saying that Tech N9ne is bigger than Kanye West.

Coconut oil is more flammable than baby oil?

tech n9ne is pretty cool until you hit 12 or 13 years old and realize he's a cornball

I don't even remember making that post (must have been half asleep) so your guess is as good as mine.

Found this enjoyable.

I just think it makes a nice after shower body moisturizer.

TFW your best friend wants you to perform at his wedding but you really don't want to.

Time for an evening of Whitehouse covers.

Hit your hand with a hammer.

I might do the latter to have an excuse for the former.

TFW you Google "echidna penis" and you just don't even know anymore.