Sounds like a plot from a hypothetical Fight Club sequel.

Indeed, I was imagining Bob's magnificent rack as I wrote that :)

Intervention: Saturday, November 21. BYOB.

TFW 4chan's comic book download section, by far the best place for new releases, is back after shutting down several months ago.

I think I have something in my eye.

Not sure if you mean a tear or a huge load.

The only huge load is in my pants.

Wait...

Nooe hole on....I dont need no godaamn proohram I ken walk 12 steps myself..

So long as you can make it to my (theoretical) car, then it's all good.

Bitch ya aint got nare.

You're right. I don't have any hair removal products.

Tfw you're really hungry, then... burrito happens.

Trust me.

I actually laughed out loud.

I understand, but trust me. It doesn't occur to most people to combine fried chicken and ham, but they are meant for each other.

You said it again.

lol

I don't follow.

Even funnier.

Telling you to trust me is hilarious? I understand, but is that what you're going for?

Yup. You catch on quick.

TFW when your water heater bursts a huge leak while you're gone, and floods half the house that you just bought a year ago :eek:

I kinda thought that with your second post, but couldn't be sure. A mod shouldn't be so disrespectful.

My sympathies. Had a similar thing happen a few years ago. Luckily only the kitchen was flooded. A worn out rubber O-ring under bath was the culprit.

Ouch.

On the plus side, now you can throw an indoor pool party. And if the water isn't deep enough you can just make it a water slide party.

Yeah, it really sucks. In fact it sucks even more than Batlord's pending retort to "o-ring."

Not a bad idea, but don't hold your breath for an invite.

That's okay. I'm afraid of sharks.

Then don't ever scoot your short stack to my card table.

Hey, my stack is thoroughly satisfying and lengthful. My maple syrup brings all the boys to the yard.

O-rings are a sensitive subject for Batty.

Literally.

I immediately thought of making an o-face joke, but then thought, "Meh".

Ah, the memories.

The gift that keeps on giving.

^^^^One time, a lady (who apparently thought we were stupid) tried to sell us a goat with a "prolapsed rectum"... I had no idea this could happen to humans until I read this :yikes:

Be glad that you didn't. It isn't fun.

TFW you try to electronically submit an assignment in your online class, but for whatever reason it doesn't work, and you can't submit more than once, so you email your professor to tell him and submit your assignment as an attachment, and he doesn't even bother to ****ing respond and just gives you a zero.

Dick.

Does he already know and therefore hate you or is he just that much of a dick all by himself?

It was obviously an active thinking test to see if you can effectively navigate Blackboard, which you clearly failed. You deserve that F.

Either way, I'm joining the Church of Almighty God and following the way of Eastern Lightning. My professor is the Great Satan and will die screaming.

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