tfw your little baby kitty is getting too big to wrangle with one hand.

in this pic: not my cat, but probably would be if he wasn't hyper all the time

http://skylerweaver.net/images/essay_kitty.jpg

tfw you find out a chick you've been flirting with at work is a furry. she came to work wearing some ear hat. said shes not the kind that ****s animals or even people in animal costumes but i'm still sort of skeptical. not sure whether to be excited or scared off tbh. i mean i love a freak at the end of the day but i'm sorta weird-ed out about animal costumes and **** like that. i'm halfway reluctant to post this cause people on here already think i **** animals and this probably makes me look even more suspect but oh well.

Does she have a litter mate for me?

i can't speak for anyone else but i'm guessing if she's into that **** she probably does know someone else who is too. i dont see her hanging around a lot of chicks at work cause really where i work is more for men. there are chicks too but they drive around on forklifts and ****.

That feeling when.....
... you are changing a baby's diaper and he projectile poops on your sister. AWESOME!

and that, ladies and jerks, is why I have no desire to breed.

jesus jumped up shitting Christ, that's horrendous.

tfw you had a pot of noodles on the wrong burner for like 10 minutes and you were wondering why they weren't cooking.

because they were sitting on an inactive burner on the stove while another sizzled away without a pot on it.

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