I've been playing for six years and every now and then I still get that "Ouch, I've been playing for hours" finger pain. I guess the humans are obsolete.



Hey look guys, I'm squarepusher, look at how much of a windbag I am.

TFW you finish pooping before you finish smoking your cigarette.. Well now what do I do?

Don't wipe your butt with the hand that's holding the cigarette for starters.

tfw no real sleep has been had for three, maybe four days

tfw what is real sleep

you trip over your own feet while trying to look cool

3 or 4 days? Try months.

TFW you reach to get a leaf stuck on your cats belly and realise while you're holding it that it's a turd. A big brown poo stuck to her fur. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! So fucking disgusting, how do cats do such stupid stuff? Cat's bury their shit not wear it. Did she poop and then lie down on it? It was so stuck that I was ripping at it and had to leave a little mark to get the damn thing off while she was trying to get away. She's lucky she's so adorably cute and angelic.

My cat likes to hang her ass off the litter box and **** on the floor instead of in the box itself. I've learned to stop questioning her methods.

Oh my cats done that as well, I'm just glad she doesn't use the litterbox any more. GROOSSSSS!!! I swear cat poo smells worse than humans.

That feeling when the internet for the entire office is out because AT&T's router went belly up, and they have to wait until the service guy gets out to fix it, but HA! I have PDANet.