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Your sister sounds anywhere from a Hot Topic casualty to a juggalo.
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TFW you want to order something online but you figure you should check your account balance first but you kinda want to skip that so you won't get disappointed and realize you really shouldn't buy anything but you suck it up and check your balance anyway and it's all good so now it's time to reward yourself for being responsible by buying Tomb Raider games.
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A lot of discs.
Lads can say what they want but you can't knock Plankton's passion for disc golf. Big up Plank. |
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All Plankton wants is to get some disc.
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Testing out new discs is like Christmas morning and you get all the video games you want but you suck too bad to play them.
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Tfw you don't live in a yurt in the smoky mountains :C
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The dream life.
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TFW you're smoking a cigarette and a piece of the cherry flies straight for your eyeball before landing in your eyelashes.
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Tfw you eat ten chicken nuggets from McDonalds (because you're apparently all the way down to 120 lbs now and would rather not become Skeletor) and it's enough to make you go into a 4 hour long food coma which was not even restful thanks to the creepy hypnagogic hallucinations and/or ghosts (?) in your room.
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TFW you file your taxes and you promised yourself you wouldn't hurl your feces at the screen but everything is brown cause RRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That feeling when you're jerking off but then you realize that's actually your dad's dick.
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TFW you're looking through old papers trying to find tax stuff, and you trip over copies of the horror stories you wrote thirty years ago.
Lots of scanning to follow..... |
TFW you do your taxes just cause your new video game has really small text and your old, pre-digital TV makes the text literally impossible to read and you want to buy a new one.
Also TFW Trump didn't **** you in the ass by getting rid of the EIC. |
Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
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Meatloaf...Batlord...bat out of hell...[joke pending]
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Batlord would do anything for love, but he wouldn't eat meatloaf.
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