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Frownland 02-07-2015 07:55 PM
TFW it's sprinking outside and the only sizeable rain drop in the county falls towards you and extinguishes your blunt.

**** you cloud, no more pissing on my turf.

ladyislingering 02-07-2015 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1548747)
tfw you know you're not naked but you feel naked
or
tfw you don't know if you're naked buy you feel naked

what's going on here man???
maybe you forgot pants but you're not totally sure if the pants are pants or not?

ladyislingering 02-07-2015 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1548754)
dude ****ing what
I don't know.

I thought it would make sense to you in your super perma-stoned mode.

ladyislingering 02-07-2015 08:25 PM
Eat a burrito

The Batlord 02-07-2015 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1548760)
no man
icant
naked
not naked
I DONT FUKING KNOW RIGHT NOW MAN I JUST DONT ****ING KONW
1. Go to the bathroom.

2. Look in the mirror.

3. Well?

ladyislingering 02-07-2015 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1548768)
1. Go to the bathroom.

2. Look in the mirror.

3. Well?
dude WD's gonna call 911 and be like

ladyislingering 02-07-2015 09:27 PM
you're so pretty pretty prettyyyy

ladyislingering 02-07-2015 10:46 PM
awww nnnyeeaaahhh

Chula Vista 02-08-2015 07:42 AM
http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/79...column-16.html

Isbjørn 02-08-2015 10:07 AM
Tfw your mother makes waffles

Tfw you barely even have to make your own food because you live with your parents

Tfw your parents love you

Tfw you have parents

It's a pretty good feeling

Mondo Bungle 02-08-2015 10:09 AM
my dad was too busy forcing himself to lie in bed for 24 hours out of spite yesterday to feed me, there was no food though anyway

The Batlord 02-08-2015 10:15 AM
TFW your mom wakes you up to tell you that she wants you to take apart a chair that was ruined when your cat shit all over himself.

Frownland 02-08-2015 10:20 AM
TFW you break into someone's house and shit all over their chair and their cat.

Isbjørn 02-08-2015 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1548898)
TFW your mom wakes you up to tell you that she wants you to take apart a chair that was ruined when your cat shit all over himself.
:clap:

ladyislingering 02-08-2015 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1548896)
my dad was too busy forcing himself to lie in bed for 24 hours out of spite yesterday to feed me, there was no food though anyway
god damn it, Mondo.

you're gonna be my new son.

get your ass over here.

Mondo Bungle 02-08-2015 11:35 AM
I started gaining more headway just last night

Pet_Sounds 02-08-2015 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1548896)
my dad was too busy forcing himself to lie in bed for 24 hours out of spite yesterday to feed me, there was no food though anyway
Here I am bitching about flashbacks when I have a steady home and a (relatively) easy life. Geez Mondo. :(

Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1548919)
god damn it, Mondo.

you're gonna be my new son.

get your ass over here.
I'm cool with this idea.

The Batlord 02-08-2015 11:55 AM
Finally, a nephew with good taste.

Isbjørn 02-08-2015 12:29 PM
Tfw nobody wants to https://plug.dj/mb

ladyislingering 02-08-2015 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1548953)
I'm cool with this idea.
you're gonna have a new brother now because Mama Rissa isn't just gonna stand by while Mondo dies in a hotel bathroom.

ladyislingering 02-08-2015 10:57 PM
tfw you haven't known the loving touch of another human being in fuck knows how long

and it just slowly kills you

and you drink so it doesn't hurt anymore

and you drink so you can feel something

but all you want is just to be taken in the arms of literally anyone

I'll fucking pay you

just love me please

RoxyRollah 02-09-2015 05:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1549194)
tfw you haven't known the loving touch of another human being in fuck knows how long

and it just slowly kills you

and you drink so it doesn't hurt anymore

and you drink so you can feel something

but all you want is just to be taken in the arms of literally anyone

I'll fucking pay you
just love me please

That feeling when Roxy's ingenius plan to open a snuggle house starts to become a reality. 60$ an hour Riss. Don't worry I am a professional. Let's get this cuddle puddle started.

The Batlord 02-09-2015 06:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1549194)
tfw you haven't known the loving touch of another human being in fuck knows how long

and it just slowly kills you

and you drink so it doesn't hurt anymore

and you drink so you can feel something

but all you want is just to be taken in the arms of literally anyone

I'll fucking pay you

just love me please
What's Ki? Chopped liver?

Plankton 02-09-2015 06:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1548895)
Tfw your mother makes waffles

Tfw you barely even have to make your own food because you live with your parents

Tfw your parents love you

Tfw you have parents

It's a pretty good feeling
It goes the other way too, even if they don't mention it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1548896)
my dad was too busy forcing himself to lie in bed for 24 hours out of spite yesterday to feed me, there was no food though anyway
Feel for you Mondo. Wish there was something I could do, like give the man a job, but I don't know the circumstances.

ladyislingering 02-09-2015 07:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1549243)
What's Ki? Chopped liver?
Probably gay.

Isbjørn 02-09-2015 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1548896)
my dad was too busy forcing himself to lie in bed for 24 hours out of spite yesterday to feed me, there was no food though anyway
Dude, that's tough. You can live in my basement. I'll feed you herring.

Carpe Mortem 02-09-2015 04:10 PM
Yeah I thought Ki and LiL like lived together and were married or something

ladyislingering 02-09-2015 04:38 PM
We do.

Carpe Mortem 02-09-2015 04:39 PM
Officially NOMB.

The Batlord 02-10-2015 12:03 PM
TFW Grooveshark keeps not wanting to play a track in your playlist no matter how many times you try to force it to. And now you have to slum it on Youtube, praising God that the full album has half decent sound quality.

Pet_Sounds 02-10-2015 08:50 PM
TFW you're absolutely obsessed with David Bowie.
TFW you think, "Man, I wish he'd covered my favourite song of all time."
TFW you Google "david bowie america paul simon".
TFW oh my God, he did!

I am outrageously happy right now.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-11-2015 09:00 PM
When your cat opens her mouth and its stinky breath central. All.The.Time.

The Batlord 02-15-2015 05:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1551980)
tfw you realize every time you responded to one of your boss's group emails you've also sent that email to everyone in the group email. So those moments when I was too lazy to compose a new email and responded to one of the mass emails... yeah. I think I told everyone I got the shtts from eating bad Thai food when I first started. Awesome... No WONDER the coworker I'm into seems to have some reservations...
http://oi43.tinypic.com/116lzja.jpg

Key 02-15-2015 09:48 AM
tfw you realize you're a caffeine addict and you'll go to the store as soon as you wake up in order to get your caffeine fix.

The Batlord 02-15-2015 09:51 AM
TFW you pee in Ki's coffee and he catches you... but he still drinks it. And you're not entirely sure you're comfortable with why.

Key 02-15-2015 09:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1552091)
TFW you pee in Ki's coffee and he catches you... but he still drinks it. And you're not entirely sure you're comfortable with why.
So that's what i've been hearing every morning. I just thought the cat was running around making noise because he's hyper.





Please keep peeing in my coffee.

ladyislingering 02-15-2015 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1552087)
tfw you realize you're a caffeine addict and you'll go to the store as soon as you wake up in order to get your caffeine fix.
we're not *twitch* addicted

*twitch twitch*

we can stop any... any *twitch* anytime we want *twitch*

ladyislingering 02-15-2015 10:07 PM
tfw Pat Benatar

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...e7z9o1_500.gif

chriiiiiiist

Plankton 02-16-2015 03:07 PM
That feeling when you're looking for a guitar pick, any guitar pick, and you can't find one, but then... you look in the pants you were wearing a few days ago and...

http://global3.memecdn.com/mrw-i-fin..._o_1167045.jpg

FRED HALE SR. 02-16-2015 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1552829)
That feeling when you're looking for a guitar pick, any guitar pick, and you can't find one, but then... you look in the pants you were wearing a few days ago and...

http://global3.memecdn.com/mrw-i-fin..._o_1167045.jpg
Is it me or did you lose some weight? :wave:


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