Tfw there's a simpsons episode about a ceiling fan and you're just like 0:38.

I hear ya. I used to know someone that did really obscure references to things in his music. I forgot his name though.

fz?

MD

Eureka! I remembered!

...your coworker asks you how to spell "Pixels", and you respond with "Gee Oh Oh Gee El Ee", and they start typing it, then mid-word it hits them.

TFW you always use payed instead of paid and it's your biggest character flaw.

I don't add a space before an ellipsis because I think it looks ****ty. We all have our crosses to bear.

That's more forgivable because that changes depending on the formatting style that you're following.

TFW you write an article about the new tax code and publish it on several different sites five minutes before the IRS makes an announcement that changes the whole writeup :bonkhead:. **** the IRS but not for the usual reasons today.

Doubt anyone here will be affected, but if you're interested, don't race to pay your property taxes before the end of the year to try to get more to deduct unless you already have your tax bill from the county collector. If you're going off of an estimate then you'll have to stick to the 2018 cap.

The feeling when you get a PM from a newer member thanking you for something that you literally got harassed by a mod for doing because it would 'scare away new members' in the most ironic twist of all.

So **** you, Plankton. The song this guy was looking for just happened to be Love Lockdown by Kanye West. I deserve a god damned apology for being treated like absolute dirt by you when I'm more like mud.

Would you say that you see the bitch in him?

I would say nothing that implies that he is anything other than authentic and courageous. I wouldn't call him a fraudulent coward, nor a duplicitous poltroon, nor a fake pussy. I would say I see a hard working mod that never gets the respect that he deserves and it's about time he does. And I don't think he even needs the krabby patty formula to run a successful business.

Funny, you say I'm a hard working mod when I haven't done anything mod-related for over a year now. Not that you would know that though. I asked to be unmod'ed a long time ago, but they have me on lockdown. I only took on being a mod because I wanted see the inner workings of what goes on when one becomes one. It was purely just curiosity, not because I wanted to play the part of being mediator to all the drama around here. I hate being that guy. I am not mod material, but I try to maintain a level of respect for the position. Being a mod, while having a musical presence and, at the same time, having to ban people trying to get their music noticed goes completely against the grain of what I'm about. It's been a struggle.

*looks wistfully away*

I wonder if JWB can still see the bitch in me.

It's funny you say that, Plank, because that was my logic when I became a mod at my Writing Forum. I guess I've always have been a curious person. Weirdly, though, I did end up becoming a mediator of sorts over there. Yeah, it does suck having to ban or discipline people sometimes, but sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.

I just don't care enough about other peoples drama on the internet to feel like I need to intervene. I get plenty of that irl.

Tfw you find a Lord Byron article/book you haven't seen before:

If you aren't going to preserve my heart in a jar of wine after I die, then don't even talk to me.

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I know how that goes. It only holds so much vodka before it's just pointless and you realize you haven't shit in 14 hours.

I suppose so-- as many as my crippling lifelong ADHD will allow, anyway.

And "Chio" is fine, don't worry about it.

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How about Mara?

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I have no idea; it's just a name I liked and chose at random when I first registered here. So, it's up to you! (I actually like the Spanish version best, Xiomara, which is pronounced "see oh MAR ah")

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Can I just call you Cheetos?

Absolutely not (although, granted, Cheeto isn't that much worse than the nicknames I've been given by overly chatty strangers on greyhound buses.)

Chi-3PO?

Chee-o > Kiiii-o

No! I am now Choronzon, Dweller in the Abyss

Imma call you Corey.

im calling dibs on using this one



cha cha cha chia

Chiopolitan
Chioliberalism
Chi-i Chi-i Chi-i-o up the Football League we go

My little sister nicknamed herself Chi (like Qi) and got it tattooed on her neck in old English font.

Please tell me it never stuck and now she's got a useless tattoo.

Everybody looking at the tattoo be like...

Chai?
Key?
Shy?
Chee?
Kai?
Cheh?

That's not how tattoos work.

She would never give me the satisfaction of admitting it but I suspect this is the case.

Warms my cockles.

At least her other tats are tasteful. I can't decide which I like more, the skull with roses on her shoulder or little devil she got behind her ear.