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Old 01-24-2015, 02:03 AM   #1661 (permalink)
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I wish I could ejaculate 9000 times with my eyeballs
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:06 PM   #1662 (permalink)
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I wish I could ejaculate 9000 times with my eyeballs
stop looking at me.
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:33 PM   #1663 (permalink)
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oh wow

I didn't even know I wrote that until now...

also tfw every time you walk into your room the first thing you smell is weed. The second thing is beer. The third thing is curry soup. Awwww yeah. Gettin my stank on.
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:34 PM   #1664 (permalink)
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Also what with the glasses and everything... I mean... I just don't think it would be a good time for me.
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:37 PM   #1665 (permalink)
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Also what with the glasses and everything... I mean... I just don't think it would be a good time for me.
I prefer to keep them on in bed. Nobody wanna fuck a Jew girl.

also tfw you're pretty turned on by Jim Morrison but you're also kind of glad he's dead.
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:45 PM   #1666 (permalink)
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I prefer to keep them on in bed. Nobody wanna fuck a Jew girl.

also tfw you're pretty turned on by Jim Morrison but you're also kind of glad he's dead.
Bitch, what you talkin' bout? Jew chicks got big tits and awesome senses of humor.
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:57 PM   #1667 (permalink)
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Bitch, what you talkin' bout? Jew chicks got big tits and awesome senses of humor.
*looks down*

....I... well...at least I have a pretty good sense of humor I guess.
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Old 01-28-2015, 09:01 PM   #1668 (permalink)
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I prefer to keep them on in bed. Nobody wanna fuck a Jew girl.

also tfw you're pretty turned on by Jim Morrison but you're also kind of glad he's dead.
C'mon bro...
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Old 01-28-2015, 09:06 PM   #1669 (permalink)
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C'mon bro...
ahem hemmity hem

ask the Mister before you even try, son.
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Old 01-28-2015, 09:11 PM   #1670 (permalink)
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ahem hemmity hem

ask the Mister before you even try, son.
Nah, that wasn't me trying to get e-laid. Just a reference to my previous post in the gallery. You're pretty harsh on yourself, even if you are joking.
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