DwnWthVwls

TFW your beard has its own shadow.

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I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

RoxyRollah

TFW you find out who your co wokers uncle is.

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Chula Vista

TFW you realize what an enormous prick you have been the past couple of years because you ignored the symptoms and didn't try to get any professional help for your emotional issues.

Better living through chemistry baby.

Seriously, haven't felt this chilled in a very long time. Everyone is noticing it too which is a bonus.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

RoxyRollah

Hows male menopause working out for ya?^

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Chula Vista

Well, I haven't bought anything expensive. I've lost weight rather than putting it on. I still lust like a wild man. And I have most of my hair and am surprisingly good looking for a man of my age.

You?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Yes, how's your bout with male menopause going, Roxxy?

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

Not her numb nuts. Her suitors.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

What do her numb nuts do now?

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

I'll take the SP mistakes for how good I feel. Next?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

RoxyRollah

Beg pardon?^

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