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06-13-2017, 08:42 PM | #4983 (permalink) |
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TFW you take a drink from a half empty bottle of water and it turns out to be vodka.
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06-13-2017, 08:50 PM | #4984 (permalink) | |
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A friend did that with a glass of gin the morning after a drinking binge. Took one swig, paused, and then spat that **** all over the floor. Luckily it was screened in porch.
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06-14-2017, 07:48 AM | #4985 (permalink) |
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I ain't no bitch so I finished the half sip I started. The shock made me cough like a mother****er though. The weirdest part is that I would never store booze like that (I have several flasks). It sounds like something wasted Frownland would do to mess with me.
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06-14-2017, 12:26 PM | #4987 (permalink) | |
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This was a full mouthful of cheap gin though.
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06-14-2017, 12:30 PM | #4988 (permalink) |
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I said I ain't no bitch.
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06-14-2017, 12:32 PM | #4989 (permalink) | |
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$10 Chula could kick your ass even ****ed up on Zoloft and half a bowl of Cheerios.
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06-14-2017, 12:35 PM | #4990 (permalink) |
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Wow, you'd be willing to sacrifice a whole day's work over that?
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