That feeling when...

DwnWthVwls · 05-19-2017, 06:19 PM

Also, tfw when a customer asks you where the peaches are from, and you say the US and she still isn't happy because they come from california and not the carolinas.. voting with your dollar to the extreme. I really wanted to ask her why she felt that way but I didn't have time to hear her assumingly ridiculous reasoning.

The Batlord · 05-20-2017, 11:05 AM

TFW you go for the extra beers from two days ago, thinking you have five, but you actually only have two, and now you're wondering how you didn't wake up in a puddle of your own vomit.

Trollheart · 05-20-2017, 12:04 PM

Those damn beer goblins again! Can't leave your beer unattended for five minutes....

Chula Vista · 05-20-2017, 12:59 PM

TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out.

**Frownland** · 05-20-2017, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out.

I used to do this in high school for the high where you pass out and have a seizure. Don't mix with ecstasy.

Trollheart · 05-20-2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out.

I think that's being unfair. Their heads are all pretty normal sized.

Chula Vista · 05-20-2017, 01:24 PM

Between Massachusetts and California we lived in Tempe Arizona for 4 months. This was 20 years ago. Linda and I did ectasy one night, walked out into the desert amongst the cactus, during the most amazing sunset I've ever witnessed.

Ever seen a large cactus up close and personal? Running into one would be the very definition of "death by a thousand cuts". Every single one of these would draw blood.

**Frownland** · 05-20-2017, 01:28 PM

I've seen a couple cacti in my day. I grew up in Arizona and even lived for a few years in Tempe as well. Arizona hands down has some of the best sunsets out of anywhere I've ever lived though, mostly because of the openness of the landscape allowing you to see a lot. Phoenix area away from the city lights is prime meteor shower watching realty too.

Chula Vista · 05-20-2017, 01:44 PM

I was in Tempe when this went down. It was such a blast watching everyone freak the **** out. Plus, I actually got to see it firsthand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights

**Frownland** · 05-20-2017, 01:50 PM

I allegedly saw it too, but I was two at the time so I don't recall it. My parents and I saw it when we were on an outside patio at a restaurant (allegedly).

05-20-2017, 12:04 PM	#4883 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Those damn beer goblins again! Can't leave your beer unattended for five minutes.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-20-2017, 12:59 PM	#4884 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-20-2017, 01:24 PM	#4887 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Between Massachusetts and California we lived in Tempe Arizona for 4 months. This was 20 years ago. Linda and I did ectasy one night, walked out into the desert amongst the cactus, during the most amazing sunset I've ever witnessed. Ever seen a large cactus up close and personal? Running into one would be the very definition of "death by a thousand cuts". Every single one of these would draw blood. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-20-2017, 01:28 PM	#4888 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I've seen a couple cacti in my day. I grew up in Arizona and even lived for a few years in Tempe as well. Arizona hands down has some of the best sunsets out of anywhere I've ever lived though, mostly because of the openness of the landscape allowing you to see a lot. Phoenix area away from the city lights is prime meteor shower watching realty too. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-20-2017, 01:44 PM	#4889 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I was in Tempe when this went down. It was such a blast watching everyone freak the **** out. Plus, I actually got to see it firsthand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-20-2017, 01:50 PM	#4890 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I allegedly saw it too, but I was two at the time so I don't recall it. My parents and I saw it when we were on an outside patio at a restaurant (allegedly). __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x