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Old 11-02-2017, 02:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's when you say "and what other words did I teach you, Timmy?" and Timmy says "kids don't belong at work."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That feeling when you work with people who bring their dogs into the office and their dogs are fucking dicks with insufferable attitudes that no one would be cool with if they were human.
Worse when it's kids. I used to dread the weekend at the office, when one of my co-workers obviously thought "Well daddy has a problem here, stuck looking after little Jimmy or Jane, so why not bring them into the office?" Then ****s off down the warehouse for an hour, leaving me either doing my best to ignore them or trying (and failing) to engage with them. Jesus!
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Worse when it's kids. I used to dread the weekend at the office, when one of my co-workers obviously thought "Well daddy has a problem here, stuck looking after little Jimmy or Jane, so why not bring them into the office?" Then ****s off down the warehouse for an hour, leaving me either doing my best to ignore them or trying (and failing) to engage with them. Jesus!
I like to teach them new swear words, with the older kids getting lessons in advanced swear structure.
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like to teach them new swear words, with the older kids getting lessons in advanced swear structure.
Dangerous though: you never know when they're gonna point to you when asked "Where did you hear that???" Some of them would just draw at daddy's desk or pretend to use his computer, so that was fine. It was when you were specifically introduced to the kid and had to then interact with a tiny human being in a manner which is outside your general frame of reference that got to me. "How about that pop artist, then, huh? You like sports?" etc.
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Old 11-02-2017, 01:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dangerous though: you never know when they're gonna point to you when asked "Where did you hear that???"
That's when you say "and what other words did I teach you, Timmy?" and Timmy says "kids don't belong at work."
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ear infections are the worst. Hie ye to a physician, post haste.
Nah, not an ear infection, but my ear piercing started bleeding like there was no tomorrow.
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Nah, not an ear infection, but my ear piercing started bleeding like there was no tomorrow.
**** you, I was cringing at blood pouring out of your ruptured ear canal and hoping you'd be able to get the stain out of the pillow.
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