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Old 07-14-2018, 02:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And boy I sure do love the fresh taste of new home construction.
Who doesn't?
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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People that have never tasted new home construction.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...
*attempts to think of a quirky house related joke*

She's plastered.
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This explains so much tbh
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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This explains so much tbh
I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
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I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.
I would use this as a prime example of how so many women are in denial of my eating prowess.
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