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Old 09-08-2017, 04:16 AM   #5361 (permalink)
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TFW you're going out the backdoor to smoke a cigarette at 5 in the morning, it's pitch black, and the door is being blocked by something you can't see, so you turn on the light and god damn it it's a push door.
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Old 09-08-2017, 06:06 AM   #5362 (permalink)
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TFW you're going out the backdoor to smoke a cigarette at 5 in the morning, it's pitch black, and the door is being blocked by something you can't see, so you turn on the light and god damn it it's a push door.
At least it wasn't a ninja or some monster from another dimension come to kill you. How many times has that happened, right guys?
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Old 09-08-2017, 01:33 PM   #5363 (permalink)
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tfw you're getting drug tested tomorrow and even though you already know it's for sure been long enough you're still on google like "what if..."
Why are you getting tested? Are you on probation or something?
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Old 09-08-2017, 01:46 PM   #5364 (permalink)
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Why are you getting tested? Are you on probation or something?
No, it's just a part of our theocracy.
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Old 09-08-2017, 03:14 PM   #5365 (permalink)
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the thought of doing a drug test for work seems so foreign to me, americans are ****ing weird.
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Old 09-08-2017, 03:31 PM   #5366 (permalink)
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the thought of doing a drug test for work seems so foreign to me, americans are ****ing weird.
Never had to do one. I think it might actually be arbitrary what companies make you do them.
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Old 09-08-2017, 03:42 PM   #5367 (permalink)
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Never had to do one. I think it might actually be arbitrary what companies make you do them.
i would've expected a company as prestigious as Burger King to have higher standards, it's not like they'll just hire any crack head off the street.

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If my work starts drug testing I'm gonna **** in a cup and tell them I'm a jenkem fiend.
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Old 09-08-2017, 04:00 PM   #5369 (permalink)
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I was gonna rail about America but I did some homework and pre-employment drug testing is totally legal and acceptable in Germany

I'm getting tested because I got promoted again

it's not uncommon for associates to be promoted into getting fired this way
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You should turn in your pee cup with a joint dangling from your lips.
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