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Old 05-06-2017, 12:31 PM   #4861 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 05-09-2017, 02:58 PM   #4862 (permalink)
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TFW you write an exam and realize a few hours later that you completely ****ed up one question that should have been basic.
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Old 05-09-2017, 07:14 PM   #4863 (permalink)
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TFW you put your food through a toaster oven twice before realizing that it's not plugged in and the timer runs on its own.
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I read that as "foot" first and the entire post made way less sense.
Weirdly enough, I read it as "head", which is way more stupid but twice as funny if you visualise it.
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TFW you're about to get stoned as **** and leave yourself a bunch of things to do to keep your attention occupied for the next couple hours.
For a moment I thought that was going to be a really bad taste comment on Sharia law!
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TFW you drive your car, enjoying some kick-ass grindcore and your favourite track is coming up and you prepare to rock out and it starts but is slowed down several times for some reason and sounds like some weird-ass ambient doom.
Your car sounds like weird-ass ambient doom? Cool.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to state how happy I am that my little thread, whose very purpose some did not even see at the beginning, has been so successful, with six figures in views and almost 5000 posts! Go me!
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Old 05-11-2017, 02:51 PM   #4864 (permalink)
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That feeling when you've had the same car battery since 2008. Even though you know you should replace it, and you've seen the read-out that says its charge is low, you don't, because you've never had a problem with it, and you want to continue living on the edge. Sure, one day your car isn't going to start when you need it to, but why temp fate at this point by changing it out? Run that sucker into the ground, I say.
Update: TFW when you go for an oil change and have them inspect the battery that you've had for nine years, and everything checks out okay. I'll be the first to admit that things have been good with my 12V Enertec Zet MX. Almost -- too good. So much so that it's actually been "weirding me out," with each new turn of the engine that goes on just a little too long having me say, "Is this the end? Do I have to say goodbye?" From past experience on other vehicles, I've had to say goodbye to starters, batteries, spark plugs and the like, so this departure is a welcome surprise.

Now I ain't much for braggin', but hot damn if I don't have the 8th Wonder of the World under my hood. The average lifespan of a car battery is two to five years, Google says. Well I'm going 20, folks, as the Guinness World Records is where this is all headed.

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Old 05-11-2017, 02:55 PM   #4865 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2017, 07:35 PM   #4866 (permalink)
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 05-13-2017, 11:12 PM   #4867 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2017, 09:53 AM   #4868 (permalink)
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TFW you eat a bunch of Swedish meatballs and it makes you wasted.
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Old 05-17-2017, 10:06 AM   #4869 (permalink)
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TFW you eat a bunch of Swedish meatballs and it makes you wasted.
Cut them with some Turbo if you wanna get really fucked up.
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:27 PM   #4870 (permalink)
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