TFW you've been planning to friendzone a girl but then she mentions that she doesn't want to have children and suddenly you're attracted again.

:rofl:

Congrats.. such a hard thing to find.

^ seriously. when i dumped my ex he was like "but i was gonna give you babies" and i literally gagged

lol^

TFW a girl at work who isn't trying to have any more kids but gets pregnant anyway and isn't into that abortion lifestyle but omg the jokes just keep coming. And yeah, Maury got brought out.

You would probably have needed to check where he was getting them from, though.

Tfw you cannot even walk one mile to run an errand (or just, y'know, enjoy a sunset or something) without being harassed twice and having an anxiety attack behind a Hobby Lobby as a result

Don't let the assholes of the world get to you. Stay awesome.

Don't let them get your goat before you even get any.