TFW you finish anyway and feel like a disgusting piece of **** afterwards
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TFW you dream about eating potatoes, wake up at 2 am and can't fall asleep again because you now crave potatoes so much.
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Tfw your diet has consisted mainly of potatoes and trail mix for the past month and you might actually die if no one orders you a pizza soon (I would just walk somewhere to get food but I'm not really in the mood to be hassled by random men in cars today)
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Tfw you plug with lucem ferre once and now your youtube homepage is flooded with Sadistik
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Could be worse. He's a Tech N9ne fan.
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Tfw you routinely end up looking like an over-confident alien who is actually only vaguely aware of the correct Things Humans Say During Small Talk because you're always accidentally saying things like "..sweating like a dog in church" (or getting other old sayings horribly mixed up) because your brain is constantly short-circuiting (but also just trying its best.)
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"Sweating like a dog in church" is pretty fantastic tbh. Making old sayings confusing is a great way to screw with people.
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