TFW:

You're making toast in your new toaster/toaster oven thingy, and suddenly realize that you've been stashing your bag of weed in the oven section.

Was able to salvage about 90% of it.

Toast was killer for what it's worth.

TFW you pick a really gnarly booger, marvel at its fractal structure, eat it, but then you realize there's a nose hair in it. Gross.

i...is.... are... joking?

No.

Compared to some of the stuff he's posted, this is fine dining.

yeah but usually it’s too far to possibly be a joke. that is right on the verge of trolling vs reality.

I shall leave it to your imagination.

You should change your user title to Drunky McBoogereater.

TFW you're looking through old photos and stumble upon sexy pics of your 18 year old ex. Holy ****.

TFW you're dicking around on your best friend's computer and find sexy pics of his ex.

TFW you're computing on your friend's dick and picture fines of...ex

TFW you lose the inspiration to finish what you started