That feeling when you realize that you knew all along that the 2000 decade connotations would never have the same zing that the 1900s and previous centuries did; they don't quite roll off the tongue as easily. For example, saying "in the 2010s" or "the '10s" just doesn't sound as good as saying "the 1960s" or "the '90s." But then again, if one were to say "the '10s," it's really not clear if one is talking about 1410 or 1910, either, other than the context of [current] time, which is obvious. But anyway you slice it, whoever came up with this decades system allowed for flaws in the system, as shortening the decades can lead to confusion under the right circumstances. In all likelihood, it's doubtful the decades can be misconstrued, but I'm sure it has happened at some point over time. Then, you realize that the 2000s will continue on until such a time that the 3000s roll around, where you can finally say, "In the yeeeeeear 3000."

I always say twenty-10s or twenty-0s. Felt right off the tongue, imo.

I say teens and aughts.

Two thousand tenteen, two thousand eleventeen, and two thousand twelveteen were some of the best years of my life.

Thank you. One of us was gonna have to say it.

TFW: The 36inch balloon fetishist calls, and your the M.O.D.


FYI: I ****ed with him the entire call incase you guys were wondering.;).

What colour balloon did you use?

Pink.

See Sex objects part two for story.

TFW you're going into work later than usual, which means you can get more sleep, but your body decides it won't be having any of that nonsense and hits you with a dose of insomnia.

TFW you realize that Heath Ledger's Joker is just an evil Pauly Shore.

Actually it's just Tom Waits.

Just an older Pauly Shore.

TFW you're watching porn and the chick is basically narrating the whole video in-between fake moans. STFU, bitch.

Porn is so much better when muted.

That really depends on the kind of porn.

tfw you live upstairs, it's a damn sauna in your apartment 24/7 in the summer, and your downstairs neighbor (who you've named Larry, even though you know his name and it's not Larry) decides to make his dinner with HIS OVEN.

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Larry, why?
Why do you do these things?

LIL!

Lived in a 3rd floor attic appt. moons ago. I can feel your pain.

I have a window-mounted air conditioner. It's so cold in my room that I've turned on a space heater.

TFW your cat harasses you so much you want to get a restraining order between her and her treats.

FTW:

When you call out of work for legitimate reasons but still feel guilty for it. :(.

For the win? Wrong thread, man.

Oh dear...Im ****ed up today.
Miserable,I feel misrable.:(

"I'm dru-...uh, I'm sick."

:(. No this is legitimate a hep c flare up. I get horrible rashes that run along my nervous system.
Otherwise know as hep hives. So the left half of my face down my neck, back,boob thigh. Only the left side.My boss saw how misrable I was yesterday I think she exspected it.

Damn, you got the Pam Anderson? That's ruff.


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She have hep c too?

Yup. From sharing needles with Tommy Lee.

WELL funny story....I also shared a needle with my ex joker a time or three.
No really it was one of the three times I shared with him.Cause I've never shared with anyone else.
Silly me not only did he take me for 200,000.00 !$ He also literally took my life from me.

SIGH* Exes aren't they awesome? Oh wait you need to get a girl first.

I guess until then I'll just have to settle for a long, healthy life.

And I'll have to settle for leaving a good looking corpse.

I guess I'll have to settle for your good looking corpse too.

Better give it a good rinse first, you don't want to catch anything Batlord.

Don't worry, I always double bag in the body bag.

heh o.k.

TFW you put on a shirt, and you realize that it must have sat wet in the washing machine for too long before going in the dryer, and at first you're all like, "Dude, what's that smell?"

I hope you and your boob thigh feel better soon. :D

I was very confused by this comment for a second.

TFW you play the piano very vigorously and wind up drenched in sweat and with bruises on your fingertips.